Jessica on Ice

it’s prime weeb hours

[Thiana is currently pursuing her Bsc 🎓 @olayinkathannah]

The person who said that, once men are in an industry, they change job titles, didn't lie.

[skooks @skooookum]

The worst thing Covid did to this city was killing off subway backpack etiquette

[Ganymede @ganymedeshouse]

Here’s the original woolly bear photo i took a couple years ago :)

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

in any situation, believing that “men don’t understand” will always be your first mistake

[猫しか勝たん @A1P4CA]

タバコを吸いながら
ぬいぐるみをフミフミする黒猫

[day @paradoxhers]

men follow societal rules about how they can't cry but they sure don't follow societal rules about how they can't rape 😭

[canadian witch @hisfavstepdad]

yup! men use social media as diet dating apps. he knows what he’s doing when he likes her pics/flirts with random girls. he knows and doesn’t care.

[Kate Martin @katekeepsit100]

People are so funny who comes up with this stuff

[Gee 🗡️💫 #MCRDENVER 🖤 @geeepeach_]

i want laws passed that restaurants can't use ai photos of food in any way. not only is it hideous and doesn't even look like real food, you shouldnt be allowed to advertise a fucking fake product that you can't deliver. why is this allowed and not counted as false advertising

[tobimisa @tobimisa1]

my biggest impact on the internet....

[isa @girl20o6]

my first wasian filipino representation and it’s clavicular

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if i were nathan fielder i would have lied and said that elizabeth holmes sang "lay all your love on me" in prison so amanda seyfried would be forced to reenact it

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And remaining grateful for her while doing it! MAJOR, MAJOR factor.

Women seeking men will often date down in pursuit of relationship security, not understanding that an unimpressive man will typically react with resentment by mistreating her and/or arrogance by cheating on her.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

I WAS TAKING A VIDEO OF THE CATS FOR MY GF AND MY MEAN ASS OLD CAT STARTED GROOMING THE KITTEN FOR THE FIRST TIME

[full slack @fullslack_]

This is why you apply pressure to and hold politicians accountable even if you support them. It’s your responsibility.

[bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch]

seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"

[kamp @kamptenn]

Farting is like the ringtone of the ass… ring ring… poop is calling 💩… are you picking up❓❓❓❓🚨🚨🚨📲📲

[Allegra Rosenberg @llegrarosenberg]

I went to a meme halloween party but everyone thought i was the “this is fine” dog instead of the much cooler and hipper fire-related dog meme i was actually dressed up as :(

[🧸 @mygirlystuff2]

Yes bro so true the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because all women are evil it has nothing to do with your anime porn addiction on your obsession with tweeting about evil women bro so true

[RAJA @REVIVERAJA]

White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow