Jebbica Cur-tease

I wasn’t always the tortured shell of a Protozoa that writhes in pain before you today

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so at peace with life lately i have nothing to say here!! Except maybe thank u Zoloft

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the moment my coworker clogged the (single bathroom) toilet during their first brunch shift, I knew we were destined to be work besties

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hot summers seem passive aggressive, I’m ready for animals to start murdering people

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Thinking about interior design/design trends in general in the early 2000s makes my heart hurt

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drafts!!!!

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thinking about him

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every once in a while I like to do a little public cry at work to assert myself as baby

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@twynnsies Queue South Park episode where cartman quits social media

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I am whatever age you are when you binge 10 seasons of real housewives and that’s all the human interaction you need

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there is no such thing as unskilled labor mk

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Texas loves being the worst

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fun fact all men who like cops are ugo

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some days I just laugh at Oregon even being a place that exists wtf is this¿ Like I’m gOING but why is it giving teletubbies vibes

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

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Kenobi series shaping up to be a weird Jedi remake of The Santa Clause

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now blocked on social by an actual ex boyfriend and not just by men who were mad I wouldn’t suck their dick at 16!! Aw guyssss😌 #movingonUP #amirightladiez

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yeah we do have a mental health crisis in America so can you stop giving us guns plz

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they’ll implement emergency bunkers in elementary schools before they ban assault rifles. imagine watching that construction through your classroom window after saying the pledge of allegiance.

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i don’t have a rage tweet left in me, this is a fucking pathetic place to live

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my entire body hurts. this is a highkey, very in-your-face hell we live in, huh?