Jeevan Singh

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

@j_fabular @hamletljcds What usually happens to most Shakespearean women?

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

To Horatio: I understand that you're chill as an ice cube even though you're surrounded by a family that's as hot as boiling oil. But remember what happens when you drop an ice cube INTO a vat of boiling oil. #nobueno @hamletljcds

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

Hamlet's family: Unfaithful mother, evil uncle, best friend that is now a remorseless killer. Horatio should find someone else to hang out with. @hamletljcds

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

@hamletljcds Easy way for Horatio to start a conversation with Hamlet without it having to do with murder, violence, or revenge:

Horatio: Hamlet, hast thou seen my updog?

Hamlet: Horatio, what's updog?

Horatio: Not much, what's up with you.
... and so on.

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

@Dshaul3 @hamletljcds ...I guess I'll just have to bite my thumb at Shakespeare and keep staying up late at night wondering why Horatio has to act as a Hamlet's retainer. He has straight teeth and I'd LOVE to see him go on a rampage.... (2/2)
@Dshaul3 @hamletljcds

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

@Dshaul3 @hamletljcds
In 1603:
If I start a twitter war with Shakespeare will it lead to our descendants fighting each other for years? Luckily reliable repeating rifles haven't been invented yet, so these twitter fingers won't become trigger fingers... (1/2)

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

@hamletljcds I hope old Bill wrote this play so that hamlet goes on a rampage. He's starting his appetite for destruction #itssoeasy

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@IshaqMuhammad00 @Dshaul3 @hamletljcds A false sense of power

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

@hamletljcds I bet hamlet isn't planning to buy his mom something for mother's day
#hesmadathismom

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@hamletljcds Claudius = 🐍

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

🇩🇰
👨🗣️👨"👁️👻👑"
🗣️irl
new👨👑 + old 👩👑 = 😡hamlet
👦->🇫🇷
hamlet👁️👻 + follows
👨👨👁️ hamlet+👻, follow
hamlet🗣️👻👑, "new👨👑 = 😈", hamlet:😱
hamlet = 😡, ⚔️👨👨, "swear"

@hamletljcds

[Jeevan Singh @JeevanS60648542]

Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet