Jeff Roland

Author of “Maury the Miserable Vampire” available whenever books are sold. I also produce physical media for a fun company that some may have heard of.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

Can’t believe I’m typing this: The publisher version of my kids book MAURY THE MISERABLE VAMPIRE is out today! It’s available at Amazon, Target, Barnes and Noble… Wow! I can’t believe this is actually happening! Here’s a link to the publisher’s store: https://t.co/Y6Mnt4A9OK

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

You can now find me on the social media site that isn’t owned by a fucking Nazi.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@ScottWamplerRIP I have seen a miracle and it is Blade Runner 2049

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@littledarkone4 @ScottWamplerRIP Because everyone wants to keep it quiet. It’s plainly said that if the news gets out there, the world breaks.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

I worked the Hillary phone bank back in 2016.

We had to ask what social media apps donators used.

No one used Twitter, some used Facebook…

Twitter and social media is sooooo much smaller than you would think.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

Tradition!

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@LASTEXITshirts Yes.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@Cakes_Comics

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@bodesulaiman Yeah. It’s fine.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@PhillyMovieNerd This is exactly what makes The Happening amazing.

That and hot dogs.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@TheNewPornos @FondaTheatre @Finommusic I’ve been a fan for over 20 years and FINALLY got to see you live! Thank you so much for an amazing show that I’ll never forget!

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

Ghostbusters 2016: “Fans” complain

Ghostbusters Afterlife: “Fans” complain

Ghostbusters Frozen Empire trailer: “Fans” complain

These “fans” just want the original movie over and over and over and even then I’m not sure that’s what they want. They don’t seem to know!

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@historyinmemes REALLY hoping that I’m related to him.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@Braeden4 @MeganBitchell You can always make requests.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@dzcoinfiltrator @MeganBitchell It’s been around for MANY years and will be just fine.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

I’m only now listening to the Giles Martin remixes of the later Beatles albums and holy friggin’ smokes they are incredible! It’s like these albums were recorded in your living room!

[Ethan @FireWalkWithM_E]

Discs don’t get more expensive after you buy them. Discs don’t drop in image/sound quality. Discs don’t have unskippable ads.

[Eric Vespe @EricVespe]

I may be biased, but I think the commentary we recorded with Flanagan is worth the price of the 4k upgrade just by itself. Don’t know how we were allowed to talk over Cronenberg’s masterpiece, but I’m grateful to @Scream_Factory for including us on this release.

[Jeff Roland @JefeRolando]

@outlawvern

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@brettgallman