Husker Ffej

Iowan by birth; Husker by the grace of God.
Go Big Red 🌽⚪🔴⚫ Sarcasm to the limit; laugh, so not as to cry. I say some funny 💩 now and again....

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@chiky_handlr LOST a decade? This Country GAINED another century; plus....easily! #America250 probably doesnt even happen.......🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@chiky_handlr Should have built a dome; to make you really squak! 🤣

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@_willcompton

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@ThoNg676733 PC is Top 5 of my all time favorite singers!

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@ZOrtiz99 90% A; 10% B.

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@hskrfan69 Im a NE football fan, and seasonal March Madness fan; I was yelling and screaming the whole game! #GBR fans show up, and show out; no matter the sport! 🌽🏀

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@AVGirl4Life I had this on my b-day cake as a kid! #DukesofHazzard History cant be changed; is what it is....need to learn from it; not erase/ignore it.

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@MinasMogul @HollywoodB87901 TS; all day!

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@MbarkCherguia Johnny #5!

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@sciencegirl I got 💩 to do; this aint in the schedule....

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@otokyo No; we did fetal pigs.

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@oelma__ IMO; nothing. I dont mind fresh green beans; cannot do canned ones. Wish I had kinder words; but not even cream of mushroom soupe & fried onions make these edible to me.

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@ksorbs Why has this never been taught in history classes? 🤔

[Alvin Foo @alvinfoo]

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her "For withdrawals less than $100, Please use the ATM." The old lady wanted to know why...

The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her "These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you."

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said "Please help me withdraw all the money I have." The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her "You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow.?"

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. "Well please let me have $3000 now." The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is,
Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.!!

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@JJWatt If the customer does all the work; why tip? The cooks/dishwashers generally dont get tips; The table busser would be the only one gettin shafted. I tip well, when I receive good service; not poor or no service.

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@PalmerDesigns_ Talk about The Great White Hope! 🤣

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@hskrfan69 I worry alot; but not really paranoid.....so 2 out of 3! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@hskrfan69 Good luck to you! 🥃

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@Alex_DiMichele Cute little addition to #GBR Nation! Congrats!!!

[Husker Ffej @JeffBeecher6]

@BrendaS2027 #MidwestLife !