Jeff

Songwriter. Engage at your own risk. The first non-sequitur is free. The rest are gonna cost you.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@AndrewYang @joinnoblemobile Could you lend me 5k? My basement flooded and my insurance company won't cover it all. With my medical bills, I can't pay the contractor.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@empresstakara I'm in love!!

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@WhiteHouse This is what taxpayers are funding? Grow the fuck up.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@ShemaleMommy Would love to see that gorgeous cock cum

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@FLOTUS Shut your gob you fucking cunt. Allegedly

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@4thOfJuly365 How did this guy get 2 guns in the building?

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@javiernegre10 None, because they didn't need fake-ass assassination attempts to boost the shitty rating that Trump has.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@PatriciaHeaton You never seem happy. But your ignorance is hilarious. 3 fake "assassinations" and you still think it's real. You and Chachi should go on a crying tour.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@bonchieredstate 3 meals a day, free board, no bills. Yeah, he's a real idiot.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@Thomi_tee

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@connorcrd 20k for a new car. My 2008 Civic is falling apart .

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@MattWalshBlog So tell us,how does a guy get into that building with 2 guns?

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@chickuu_ @karol What's more likely is that you're a fucking idiot if you think it was real.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@shanrocksnwa Yeah, part of the psyop.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@chickuu_ @karol No, it's total bullshit. How does a guy get 2 guns in that place?

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@DrunkRepub The right has a psyop problem.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@shanrocksnwa Another bullshit psyop for you maga cult shitheads to gobble up. Hey, at least this time, your dear leader didn't need to put a maxipad on a non-existent "injury." You idiots crack me up.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@StellaParton Anyone with a brain.

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@heckyessica Bitch shouldn't have been there in the first place.

[Jeff @JeffJJIV]

@AngelinaReagan7 2nd amendment, right? Like you assholes are always crying? How'd he get 2 firearms in there? I'll wear my AR-15 lapel pin to work on Monday. At least trump didn't have to put a maxipad on another fake-ass 'injury.' GFY