Jeff

[Jeff @JeffReynolds]

I had that dream again where I’m explaining the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire to Sally Field and I suddenly realize she was in it. Embarrassing.

[Jeff @JeffReynolds]

@theflophousepod Will flop house TV episodes expire after a certain period, similar to the live shows?

[Jeff @JeffReynolds]

😙👌

[nutty @megtheenutty]

SGEUWVWIAV

[Jeff @JeffReynolds]

*searching for a paper bag to hyperventilate into*

[Paul Blumenthal @PaulBlu]

Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin are reporting ELECTION DAY votes earliest and ABSENTEE VOTES latest. We went over this a lot in the past few months. They won't have final results until the end of the week at the earliest. There's no point in looking at them now.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Given several opportunities to condemn white suprematists, Trump declined. Period. If you’re still voting for him, that’s your guy.

[Josh Orton @joshorton]

I’ll never forget how @BernieSanders answered when people said the Green New Deal was too expensive.

“Expensive as opposed to what?”

[Meggan @meggan]

This tracks, in my experience; specifically kindness and compassion equaling weakness.

[John Siracusa @siracusa]

Real important to keep those crying children face-down on the asphalt. For officer safety.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The fact that Jeff Bezos increased his wealth by $13 billion in 1 day during a pandemic, while his employees struggle to make ends meet and 50 million Americans are filing for unemployment, tells you a great deal about how our economy is rigged in favor of the billionaire class.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

The queen is tethered to my belly inside of a cage. Poetry.

[The Dangerous Ones @DangerousOnesHQ]

This is brutal

[Jeff @JeffReynolds]

@TobyForTabs any plans to port to safari?

[John Siracusa @siracusa]

If you see an original Macintosh in an Apple keynote, you know shit’s about to go down.

[. @swordsjew]

america's culture wars are so advanced that this country managed to make *the existence of a global pandemic that has killed more than 100,000 americans* a matter of political opinion. what an utter failure of a country

[Jennifer Scheurle @Gaohmee]

Did you know that police officers don't even make it into the top 10 of most dangerous jobs in America? No? Everything you've been culturally told about this profession is wrong. So how about I'll make a thread of the 10 most dangerous jobs and you see how surprised you'll be:

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

there's a huge perception gap right now between what people with professional work-from-home jobs are feeling right now and what's actually happening to the american economy https://t.co/5Ng7yNwKPF

[Jeff @JeffReynolds]

@jarredt Done! Happy Birthday Jarred, enjoy it! 😄

[Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike]

“A message on behalf of the nfl”

[John Siracusa @siracusa]

Keep your eye on the two cops that have a brief flash of humanity and bend or turn to help the guy bleeding from his head onto the sidewalk. Watch what happens to them.

[Amaka Anku @AmakaAnku]

Joe Biden.