Jefe

Do whatever makes you feel like Ferris Bueller

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@Kash_Patel

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@elonmusk @DOGE Not sure how many laws this violates, but let’s not split hairs.

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@elonmusk @DOGE Release the lists. Anyone on the lists who decides to flee shall temporarily surrender assets until they return for questioning. After a period of time, if they don’t return, proceeds from the sale of their assets shall go toward the balance of U.S. debt. 💡

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@MikeEvans13_
Step 1: Remember who you are
Step 2: FEAST!

https://t.co/TJvktG5ili

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

Heard about TX pool party, then heard @tjsotomayor take on it. I insist my 13 disciples follow him, immediately. Refreshing as fuck!

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@MBSnyder01 someone became a shareholder

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

Where's @DeeJayEKLiPSE and @johnnybarba when you need them. Time to stretch the fingers.

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

If you build it, they will come... http://t.co/bCPW5oJxlj

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

I'll never understand why people are so anxious to board a plane http://t.co/1VwJrTb7OY

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

"@lisababbee: I wonder what it would be like to not have to do my hair before I go places 🙆💇" it would be like not having to sit when u pee

[James Altucher @jaltucher]

@MaddenTrent don't get married unlless u r willing to outsource your life decisions to your wife

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

If gaining followers were like beating levels in Super Mario Bros, I'm pretty sure my game is still in the box. #qualityoverquantity #😭

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@BrettRed world is incorporating cognitive processes into anything and everything we do. You needn't like it, but accept it you must.

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

Unless you're very fit and/or very wealthy, please refrain from wearing white linen anything. #justsaying

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

Let it marinate, folks...

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@MBSnyder01 I guess that leaves me with just one resolution: Keep Winning #BDB

[Brandon Snyder @MBSnyder01]

@JeffReynoldz New Years resolutions 1.Choke Jeff Reynolds out 2. Whip Jeff's ass in ping pong.

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

Spending way too much at a dueling piano bar is more than ok. #fact

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

An ex-girlfriend called me a pretentious prick. I'm going to run with it for a bit.

[Jefe @JeffReynoldz]

@LaurenAnn29 GUILTY!!!