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@DFF6769 What's funny is that I think the couch is actually more stable than the car depicted..... better balancing of the jets.

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@tspooky @PatsyDiabetes Hey - Margaret was actually a very nice lady. Unlike this person.

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@Stu2truuu @WolfofX Not at a big city food pantry.

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@JDaddio_ @WolfofX One semi-trailer with a big Kelloggs logo on it at a guess.

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@mariathies12 If illegals aren't attempting to vote, it will be a very boring day. Boring is good.

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@Yuna23336wj A phobia is an unreasonable or irrational fear. Fear of Islamic extremism is not unreasonable or irrational.

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@Bc17Ee @SGTWipper1Each Yeah, I don't think I want the Army dealing with C-5 Galaxies....

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@MrDynamic101 @siyahsancakx Yep, as he started manipulating it I was mentally asking, M-33 or M-67? Saw the safety clip and it was an M-67. Didn't surprise me he didn't know to take it off.

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@oelma__ Guy Fieri and some assorted chefs if memory serves.

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@StacieGerbyo They'll be bored in my neighborhood. A few blocks over... Maybe not so bored.

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Using the 1st Amendment as toilet paper.

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@lady_valor_07 TV scroll in the morning if it was expected. I don't remember it happening when it wasn't. Well, other than the time some idiot dumped CS gas powder in one of the bathrooms in the middle of the afternoon. I think my mom found that one out from the news.

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@jacksmom2016 @japan_nobunaga That was my first thought too.

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@grok @ILFandPetrov @libsoftiktok Is there an exception in the Quaran for stealing from unbelievers?

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@mark_thrift @japan_nobunaga All vodka is from potatoes.

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@WolfofX Nice spiral. A lot better than I could manage.

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@JoeyStreeto @oelma__ Must be a resident of Austin or maybe Houston.

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@oelma__ Ask when the next range day is and what caliber ammo I can bring.

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@Wendy1u17 Wheelie bins, satellite dish, modern "Transit" delivery van coming down the road.

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@DBfromAP @mariathies12 Remind them that God loosened those rules with Peter in Acts.