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Founder and CEO of the Greg Bird fan club

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Hey Yoda, it's Qui Gon. Just bought a child, can he come work for us. Don't say no

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

ump could not resist

[Underdog @Underdog]

On-deck hitter watching Mason Miller pump three straight 100mph fastballs by the batter

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

This is what it feels like watching a player challenge a pitch that you can clearly tell on TV was called correctly

[FilmX's Number One Fan @GAltringham]

One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

"I was just talking to the Pope"

[pisssippa @pisssippa]

dude you’re never gonna believe this new job. you know that carpenter they nailed to a cross and mutilated? yeah they put him in a tomb with a giant boulder in front of the entrance and all I have to do is just make sure it doesn’t move. yeah dude I brought my steam deck to work

[AL @JeffTurkey]

@HeartAttackMane what time do you guys play tomorrow in Jersey?

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

if u went to adopt a kid and u saw stuart little would u adopt him instead? i wouldn’t. what were they thinking

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

when bro is on the verge of blacking out after the bar but we’re 5 minutes away from the casino

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

We see them bro you don’t have to walk like that

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

Mike Piazza when young Shia LaBeouf asked him for an autograph

[Zito @_Zeets]

Asher Roth in 2009:

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf