Jeff Underwood

[Sovey @SoveyX]

What really happened after the State Dinner.
The lost Xi camera roll has been found.

[Jeff Underwood @JeffUwood]

@ShooterMcGavin Missing a lot of Taylor Sheridan shows

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Number of employees the companies these innovators created pay…

Lisa Su: 31,000
Tim Cook: 166,000
Elon Musk: 162,000
Jensen Huang: 42,000

Bernie Sanders: 0

They are creators and Bernie is a taker.

They are Capitalists and Bernie is a Communist.

Simple.

[Jeff Underwood @JeffUwood]

@1True_American_ We really enjoy Ticket to Ride. It's fun with Alexa... she keeps score, and actually plays too.

[Benjamin De Kraker @BenjaminDEKR]

Terry (Neuralink patient with ALS) has only 374 followers. Let's fix that!

[Jeff Underwood @JeffUwood]

@Maya_X_0 My grandfather's name... Otis.

[Jeff Underwood @JeffUwood]

@WhamBaamX Ah!!! Maybe this is what Tesla was addressing with the latest update we got. The last part of Scenario 2 in the photo... FSD can engage when FSD may have been unintentionally disengaged.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppies…

[SethDrums @imSethDrums]

Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way but it's Dark Country Metal

[Jeff Underwood @JeffUwood]

@IQ2USA @TheTeslaHoe @TeslaBot_2026 This is what I was thinking. Hopefully she sees it. Hurry or Standard mode. I switch modes while in FSD to get the behavior I prefer.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

How the hell do you laugh while the names of those murdered on 9/11 are being read aloud?

Why would you do so?

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Did the Tesla crash by itself or did the driver crash the car? Obviously it was the latter but ABC News is dedicated as usual to lying for clicks and narrative promotion purposes.

[Tesla Charging @TeslaCharging]

Superchargers are made in Buffalo, New York. Thank you to all our incredible employees!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Here is the full Cybercab launch event presentation:

[This Week in Startups @twistartups]

There will be 1 Billion Optimus Robots by 2036!!!

Jason says that Optimus tech and hardware is so far ahead of every other robot in the world

[Plumesofficiel @plumesofficiel]

Some of my favorite moments with animals 📷 Hope you’ll enjoy it !

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

Oh my….

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

If you had trusted the settled science of the day, here is how it would have gone.

1890s: you dose the baby with Bayer's new cough syrup, the non-addictive alternative to morphine, marketed for children. It was heroin. They named it after the German for heroic.

1900s: you rub calomel teething powder on your infant's gums. It is a mercury compound, and it leaves a generation with pink disease. Swollen, peeling hands and feet, screaming for months, and some of them died.

1910s: you cook in Crisco, launched by a soap and candle company, because cottonseed oil is modern and lard is what your mother used. The process that made it solid produced trans fat, banned outright a century later.

1920s: you drink Radithor, certified radioactive water, on prescription. Eben Byers took fourteen hundred bottles for his vitality. His jaw was removed in pieces and he was buried in a lead coffin.

1930s: a chemist dissolves a new sulfa drug in diethylene glycol, which is antifreeze. It kills 107 people, mostly children, and only then does America give the FDA power to demand safety testing.

1940s: your doctor lights a Camel in the surgery. More doctors smoke them than any other brand, and the advert runs in the Journal of the American Medical Association, which sold him the page.

1950s: DDT is sprayed over your kitchen, your garden and your children at school. The man who found its insecticidal properties has already been given a Nobel Prize.

1960s: your wife takes thalidomide for morning sickness because it is remarkably safe. More than ten thousand children are born with missing and shortened limbs.

1970s: the country puts down the butter and picks up the margarine, on the instruction of the American Heart Association. The fat everybody switched to was banned in 2015 as unsafe at any level.

1980s: the fat comes out of everything and sugar goes back in to make it edible. Obesity begins a climb it has never come off.

1990s: your father is prescribed OxyContin, because fewer than one per cent get addicted. The company later pleads guilty to criminal misbranding, and the overdose count runs into hundreds of thousands.

2000s: you take Vioxx for your knee. It is pulled in 2004, and the FDA's own safety officer estimates tens of thousands of excess heart attacks.

Not one of those was fringe. Every one had a professional body, a literature and a man in a white coat standing behind it.

Nobody who followed that advice was stupid. They were obedient, to the most qualified people available.

Settled is a word about money. It means the questions stopped being funded, so they stopped being asked.

So which of today's instructions will your grandchildren read out in disbelief.

The oil washed in hexane and built into every cell you own. The statin that blocks the pathway making your hormones, to prevent one heart attack per hundred people. The injection where a third of the loss is muscle. The infant formula built out of vegetable oil.

All settled. None of it funded to be otherwise.

[𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 @RichieBucketsUK]

Might legit be the best throw I’ve ever seen from any baseball player ever. Hell it might be the best throw in ANY sport that involves throwing.

[S34N TR @gucciricucci]

Hey @united - please give me back my iPad that is at your SFO terminal 3 lost and found. I walked up to the United lost and found desk at terminal 3 in SFO, showed the United employee at the desk that my iPad was right behind them inside the lost and found - and they refused to help me or let me have it back. They told me to file an online ticket. So I filed the ticket July 13th and here we are August 1st nearly a month later nothing has happened, as shown in the image I uploaded. This is absurd please give me back my iPad. Especially after I spend thousands on first class tickets for that flight