Jeff Burk

Cohost of MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN PODCAST and cat caregiver/groomer. Bizarro and horror author, editor, and performance artist. Extreme horror and ska superfan.

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Talk about missing the entire point of my statement. Also this dude is a literal nazi who keeps trying to worm his way into underground scenes. Don't be fooled.

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Looks like I'm getting back into live events. I got seduced by an amazing artist collective. Some people you already know and some new ones. They want me to promote and stir up shit. It will be a few weeks before we really get rolling.

Let's make art angry again.

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My main takeaway of the hot topic of this week - try to live a life that when you die, punk and hardcore bands don't immediately start making/selling merch celebrating your death.

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Tonight is the first night in my new place. I got a room in the same house as my very good friend, Garrett Cook. Last time we lived together, A GOD OF HUNGRY WALLS was the result.

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At a light night Tuesday punk show and ran into an old friend whose claim to fame is building an occult powered doomsday machine. Seriously.

Portland!

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YOU MUST BE A REGISTERED KILLERCON ATTENDEE TO COMPETE

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Props and costumes are highly encouraged!
Valuable and awe-inspiring prizes will be awarded to the best and most degenerate stories.
To sign up, send an email to grossoutcontest at gmail dot com
Reading slots are extremely limited.

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You have three minutes to read the story and then the audience will judge if you're permitted to continue for two more minutes.
You WILL be cut-off at five minutes!
You will be graded on the following criteria – GROSSNESS, HUMOR, AUDIENCE REACTION, PRESENTATION, and ORIGINALITY.

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KILLERCON GROSS OUT CONTEST SIGN UP INFORMATION:
The contest is simple – your goal is to tell the most extreme, gag-inducing, vile-filled, piece of literary excrement that your twisted mind can summon.

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Wow. SOUTH PARK is back with a fucking vengeance. I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker may be a bit angry right now...

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Took care of almost 40 cats for the 4th. They didn't give a shit about the fireworks. Napped through it all.

Your dogs are weak.

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I'm getting ads for a pill that helps with "castration resistant cancer."

...

...what?

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I just got tickets for a live shark dissection. Should be an interesting live event. Happening at Crystal Ballroom for anyone interested.

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God has allowed me to live another year and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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I'm still having to explain to self-published writers that, no, they did not write an "anthology."

Sigh...

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Whelp, I am fucking pissed off today. The bosses at my work are going to start offering pseudo-science treatments for cats. I am beyond angry at this. This goes against all my morals.

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My work place is looking in cold laser therapy for medical treatment of cats. This is total bullshit.

My skeptical friends, help me find evidence that this is bullshit so we don't waste money and give pet owners false hope.

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@33Barrett @pathalms @JamalWillH @keithw1605 Was it worth it? Was it worth losing the Bosstones to help Trump become president? Seriously dude, you helped usher in the second Trump presidency.

Good fucking job.

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It's pretty crazy watching the rise of American fascism in real-time.

Many of you talk or think about what they would have done back in the day with the rise of the axis powers.

Here's your chance. We're all going to find out where we really stand.

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I got a Playstation 5. What do I need to play?