Jeff

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

@GoodGary @TheCoopLive @TicketmasterUK @samfendermusic Yeah it’s a poor effort given all the advertising they’ve put into it. Agree, Ticketmaster is fine, I use that a fair bit, but this is the first time I’ve tried through co-op. I’m not sure if it’s better or worse that I could get past the queue?!

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

@TheCoopLive are you aware that whoever you had build your early access tickets feature has a browser that doesn’t let you select tickets on @TicketmasterUK for @samfendermusic ? Sat on this for an age, unable to select anything, now all the have gone. Yours, Gutted, Manchester

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

Extremely well done on creating a terrible, frustrating and painful experience. Thank you.

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

Force people to use the app. App loads its own browser to get to the presale. Browser doesn’t allow the seat pop ups to load (or any seats to be selected). List view of available seats doesn’t load, you can’t change the number of seats you’re looking for, nor change the browser

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

After years of working in the NHS, constantly being undermined and often demonised by these charlatans, this from @lewis_goodall is absolute poetry to my ears

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

Just waking up? Here's a quick recap of the gonners...

@lewis_goodall | #GeneralElections2024

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

Some player and person @andy_murray , I’d take watching him fight in a late night 5 setter over anyone else - even if some of my hair has paid the price for the high levels of stress he regularly induced!

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Not a dry eye on Centre Court.

They love you, @andy_murray 💚

[Fatboy Slim @FatboySlim]

Use your vote today

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Never forget. Vote them out.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Vote Them Out

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

@Conservatives Any advice on how I protect myself from the 45% monthly mortgage payment rise and soaring energy bills that you’ve caused?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Oh the irony of you accusing someone else of ‘not telling the full truth’, when your ‘evidence’ of this intentionally misses out the context of what’s being said.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

My Heroes & Villains Tour is now available to watch in the comfort of your own home!
See https://t.co/MntUpOwc7m for more details.

[Jeff @Jeffers952]

This. A thousand times this. Vote.

[Ben Claimant 💚 Join a Union @BenClaimant]

“But if Britain can extricate itself from the party whose unremitting cruelty has stained the last decade and a half of British life that does deserve to be marked...”

John Oliver sums it up perfectly what should happen to the Tories on July 4th. #GE2024

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

John Oliver, "The Conservatives have had 5 different prime ministers over the past 14 years.. It's worth briefly revisiting all of them"

1⃣"David Cameron.. Austerity.. Brexit"

2⃣"Theresa May.. More austerity, two child cap"

3⃣"Boris Johnson.. His time in office was a shambles.. Britain left the EU on the same day of the first case of the corona virus was announced.. His handling of covid was an unmitigated disaster"

"For the record there is only one actual f*ckpig in Downing Street.. David Cameron.. As a student at Oxford he once put his d*ck in a dead pig's mouth"

4⃣"Liz Truss who had the shortest tenure of any British prime minister in history.. Her budget full of tax cuts for the rich which caused a mini economic crisis"

5⃣"Sunak the wet.. A man who literally does not have the sense to get in from the rain"

"Brexit created red tape that has grown exponentially.. Trading goods with the EU is now so onerous that many businesses have chosen to relocate into mainland Europe which is not good news for the UK"

"Brexit is estimated to be costing the economy about £100 billion a year"

"While Brexit makes the news, austerity is the legacy of Cameron and his successors because it has in so many ways obliterated public services"

"Take the NHS, years of under investment have left it gutted and understaffed.. Wait lists for NHS treatment have exploded.. More than 7.5 million waiting for non emergency treatment, that's over 2.5 million when the Conservatives came in in 2010"

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Do you want to shout at politicians or footballers?'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx

Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y

[Secret Headteacher @secretHT1]

Maybe, instead of National Service for 18 year olds they should introduce national service for MPs.

They all have to do several weeks volunteering in a school, GP, hospital, care home, social care and police within their first 12 months in office.

[Prof. Devi Sridhar @devisridhar]

We often refer to the process of countries developing infrastructure like water and sanitation systems, healthcare & trains/public transport as ‘development’- what do you call when high-income countries go backwards? Call in the World Bank and WHO?

[Jarrod Kimber @ajarrodkimber]

Tom Hartley. Alzarri Joseph. Ollie Pope. Shamar Joseph.

4 men giving Test cricket the biggest, warmest hug imaginable.

Test cricket makes you spend hours, months, years waiting for such moments. We have to crawl though broken glass in a snakepit for one.

Today, we got two.