Jeffs Liver

*Parody account - ALL tweets are made in jest*

Business inquiries? Please reconsider.

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@christellar Yeesh my DM's...
To be clear to EVERYONE! She and I know each other IRL, I actually DO respect her, I was NOT really hitting on her, AND THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT! 😂🤣

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@christellar 15 Months Cigarette free, but still a smoke show!
Whooooo!

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

EVERYTHING'S A LITTLE BIT GAY

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@Grubsweatcheers Approves...

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

SPRING IN CANADA

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@christellar Have you considered starting an OnlyNoms?

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis Dude! WTF?!?

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis Told you that was a good web site!

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis @jeff_stacey No, not really... It's Cosplay for alcoholics... Jeff wraps a small glass around an old lanyard and drinks from bottles of whiskey he has deposited around the house.

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis @devilmaybeer Best place to stop for a quick bevie after work!
Remember! STAY SEATED AND DO NOT APPEAR TO BE HAVING FUN!

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@jeff_stacey Not in our emergency rooms apparently.

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis @devilmaybeer You're gonna take credit for its return?

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@MandiStacey @HalfPintsBrewCo I was just pointing out you are getting a late start today. 🤣😂

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis @TommyGunsBarber I used to like @netropolis when he was edgy and hip... You know, before he sold out.

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@netropolis @wpglibrary Dude!! Too soon!

[Jeffs Liver @Jefferys_liver]

@HungryChristel

[EatinErni @eatinerni]

Follow me for more recipes

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Give me your haziest IPA

[Bartley Kives @bkives]

And with another one possibly floating over Canada, the remaining number of Red Balloons Going By, as envisioned by the wise Cold War-era prophet Nena, is down to 97 … https://t.co/7fq3bh7swN