jeff glasscock

nashville guitarist / bacon & eggs

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20 likes and I’ll start unleashing my Twitter drafts from 2010

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just cooked a pizza at 15 degrees for 400 minutes I might need to chill

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harry potter and the chamber of commerce

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Red Hot Chili Peppers

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sasssily saying “sue me” is my new favorite come back

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all roads lead to Burger King

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@NonnieJonnie 😭😭

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what if the show Outer Banks just ends up being a really long Hollister commercial

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pickle backs for nickelback

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“I make my potato salad with love and Virginia slim 120’s”

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“thanks, we’ll get back to you in 5-7 business years”

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At Applebees in the south they don’t give you a cake for your birthday, they bring out a steak with candles on it, medium rare

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bad for the liver good for the soul ❗️

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hey just letting y’all know there an actually movie where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twin brothers called, “Twins” and it’s on Netflix

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RT if I have no choice but to bring the podcast back

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wyd

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@BuschBeer ok I’m next 😂

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guys it’s our Jordan year!