Jeff Heidrick

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

[watches toddler rolling on the ground absolutely losing his shit on the subway]

Me: I mean, he’s not wrong.

[Aaron Flener @AaronFlener]

Checked into a hotel this afternoon. TV wouldn’t work. Called the front desk. They sent a guy to the room. He came in, plugged the TV into the wall, turned it on, looked at me, and walked out.

Me:

[Karen the opposite of a Karen @HanukkahKandle]

I shortened “seize the day” to “s the d”. In hindsight, I get why he got so excited.

[Dr Shawn Baker 🥩 @SBakerMD]

Be Brave!!

[Jeff Heidrick @JeffreyHydro]

@Espngreeny Don’t think about how fast it went, be proud of what he’s become

[Jeff Heidrick @JeffreyHydro]

@TroyRenck Jeez Troy, you calling balls and strikes from up there?

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

it’s finally my moment to shine

[Jeff Heidrick @JeffreyHydro]

@PGATOUR @DJohnsonPGA He’s also the first golfer ever to hold a 36 hole lead at the Masters in November

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

My wife asked if I would load the dishwasher and I answered no comprendo, now she's cussing me out in Spanish and I comprendo.

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

We bought a new dining room table to fold laundry on.

[Jeff Heidrick @JeffreyHydro]

@DailyCaller @prageru These mostly peaceful protests are crazy

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

If it's raining, the calories in ice cream don't count, something to do with global warming.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

A flash mob, but we’re just stutter-stepping in unison as we try to figure out which x we’re supposed to be on in line.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kill Confirmed. https://t.co/2ycGyRbZXx

[Jeff Heidrick @JeffreyHydro]

@megynkelly Real talk @megynkelly you are amazing

[Uncensored USA 🇺🇸 @UncensoredUSA]

After they announced they would not be playing the National Anthem THE PEOPLE took matters into their own hands.

This is beautiful. 🇺🇸

#USA 🇺🇸

https://t.co/mwJuCBjaLh