Jeffrey Sprigg

3 kidneys, Van Halen fan, proud Texas Longhorn. My wife is hot, I make $400+ an hour arguing and I rarely lose. If you resort to insults, I’ve won the argument

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@Sassafrass_84 It might be in other cities or counties but a riot like that in Collin County will not end well for the rioters.

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@KingSaintsGMG @SarahisCensored The likelihood of you even being in the courtroom to have seen the video is the exact same likelihood that I will score the game-winning three pointer for the San Antonio Spurs in tonight's game.

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@AVGirl4Life I love my dogs enough to share my steak and chicken with them. Billie, lay off the electric lettuce.

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@A10TheHog Before we met, my wife or her family would assign prospective suitors nicknames. As a Texas-based attorney, I got “Hammer,” a reference to an attorney who does a lot of ads as “The Texas Hammer.” 12 years later, they still call me “Hammer” so I’ll stick with that

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@fightformetcalf A bit surprised Judge Roach did this based on my experiences practicing in his court. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@bestofStarTrek I have always loved the look of the Klingon D-7.

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@80s_channel None unless I am in the aisle. 🤪

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@Comichistorians Is it bad that I immediately recognized the actress from the soap opera my mom watched when I was a teen? 😂

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@SarahisCensored So glad I don’t have any hearings at the courthouse until the week of the 22nd. I wonder if it will still be going at that point…

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@jondelarroz He looks like he and Jason Bateman were seperated at birth.

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@Phoenix2A_1980s Try rioting in Collin County and you’re likely going to suffer accute rapid-onset lead poisoning in doses of various calibers.

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@JefferMyDogGunn @A10TheHog This wins.

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@PersonthePerso2 Maybe Anakin was right about sand… 🤪

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I am having a colonoscopy this morning. My doctor’s first name is “Manmeet.” The jokes just write themselves… 😂😂😂😂

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@SarahisCensored NGAN’s statement simply proves they know absolutely nothing about how jury selection works. Thanks for sharing, @SarahisCensored

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@FunMovieTVFan “John Carpenter’s The Thing”

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@itsrosesm Yes.

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@amuse Nope.

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I've lived in Frisco for 27 years. The changes in the last five years alone would give anyone looking objectively at the situation pause. An influx which raises a particular demographic from under 5% of the City's population to nearly 33% of it. A shift so dramatic that at least one high school is considering dripping football. Substitute teachers unable to speak English. Re-test standards altered because too many kids making making 90 and above retaking the test. "Businesses" which are merely facades. Drivers causing accidents by going the wrong way down major streets while hiding behind "Be Patient - Student Driver" stickers. The list goes on. People here are simply overwhelmed by it all.

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@FloraLuzz_ A stupid premise as ICE agents would not be checking IDs at the polls. If they were authorized to do so, I'd have no issue showing my ID and Voter Registration Card just like I did in the Texas primaries earlier this year.