Jeffrey Oakes

Meh.

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

I don't know what y'all have been doing. I've been trying to quarantine myself for years now. #introvert

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

Shakira be like #halftimeshow #superbowl

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICAN HERO!

[Louis Fernandez Jr @LouFernandezJr]

No witty caption, just a very good boy

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

@AdamAizer do I trade brandon Cooks for Derrick Henrey in 12 person, standard league?

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

Well, looks like my Luck this fantasy season is already running out... #Andrewluck #FantasyFootball

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

@stoolpresidente @BMSupdates Pizza N Gyro all day.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi
https://t.co/fwqCN26avl

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

Why is it I always crave Chick-fil-a on Sundays?

[Jon Gabriel @exjon]

Do you know how many times the word "Man" is mentioned in the Constitution?

Zero.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

Twitter keeps telling me that conservatives don't like poor people. I suppose it's true in one sense: we want to turn them all into rich people.

[Jane Greene @JaneGre23729817]

*notre dame burns down*

no one:

every white girl: here is a pic of me in front of notre dame. heartbreaking. but also plz know that I went there. so sad. but also I’ve been to Paris.

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

I can't wait until I'm rich enough to need one of those services that goes in and cancels streaming services you arent using. Like, im still stealing all my family and friends logins.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Could not agree more.

See you soon.

[Kyle Smith @rkylesmith]

Remember 13 years ago when Al Gore said we had 10 years to save the planet?

[devy devito @devyyyt]

Creed is the most underrated character on The Office, don’t even look at your @ button

[Jeffrey Oakes @Jeffrey_Oakes]

Hey @nbc why dont you make a box set of #TheOffice with all the deleted scenes in the episodes. You can call it the "extended version" I would buy that so fast.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Saints vs. Rams was recreated in Madden...and the refs called pass interference 🤷‍♂️

(via @RoFlo) https://t.co/5Oh9c6SDhB

[Joe Cunningham @JoePCunningham]

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.