devy devito

in this house we love danny devito, string cheese, and each other. amen.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

“I’m 26”

In Boston: you’re a child holy shit focus on your career you have your entire life ahead of you does your mother know you’re out this late?

“I’m 26”

In Knoxville: and you’re not married yet? Bless your heart. I have a cousin who’s still single he’s 17 here’s his email

[devy devito @devyyyt]

@TMobileHelp Sorry, hard to respond back because we haven’t had service.

The app says we have connection, but we very obviously don’t to our phones, smart devices, laptops, tvs, etc.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

Our @TMobile home internet is either amazing, or doesn’t work at all. There’s no in between.

Also, their app told me our signal would be strongest if we simply placed our router in my neighbor’s mailbox.

So.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

#HouseOfTheDragon

Viserys is like one episode away from turning into this

[devy devito @devyyyt]

The best part about people asking me “do you have stories from when you were a flight attendant?” is they’re expecting high thrills action.

And I’m like “one time I accidentally said ‘thanks for flying with us, love you, bye’ during my landing announcement.”

[devy devito @devyyyt]

The older I get the more problematic my favorite childhood movies are.

Like people getting bent out of shape over Ariel being black, and I’m just realizing the whole message is men fall in love with pretty women who can’t talk back and don’t know how to use a fork?

[devy devito @devyyyt]

After watching Junior Bake Off I was like “ooooo I’ll make a checkerboard cake for the Vols”…

ok those kids deserve a LOT of praise because their’s turned out adorable and mine is an absolute abomination unto the Lord.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

The episode summaries for Big Brother UK are wild.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

I paid off my student loans and my credit score DROPPED 40 points.

Why would I want everyone else to have to go through the stress of that, too? I’m so glad they’ll get the help others like me didn’t? Why are people mad??

[devy devito @devyyyt]

You know your home internet is bad when I’m wishing dial-up was still an option.. what is going on this week, @TMobile ??

[devy devito @devyyyt]

Every time I go to Plato’s I’m like “THIS TIME I have the best name brand stuff, I’ll get at least $50.”

And every time they’re like “we can take 40 items for $5 and a noogie”

[devy devito @devyyyt]

@bzorgi916 how do you resist the urge

[devy devito @devyyyt]

Opening your small business as a white woman in her almost 30s and compulsively telling everyone it’s NOT an MLM <<<

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[devy devito @devyyyt]

Nothing makes you realize how ingrained sexism is into our society like shopping for baby clothes.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

I love how people are saying mental illness is the issue like mental illness isn’t a worldwide thing.. and simultaneously adding to the stigma associated with mental health.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

If your “solution” is to arm teachers, I’m going to assume you don’t know any teachers.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

“But it’s my constitutional right”….

Absolutely, to own one of these bad boys.

Our founding fathers would have viewed modern guns as weapons of mass destruction, this argument is trash.

[devy devito @devyyyt]

https://t.co/Uw7bbZ4iru : (only in ages 0-11) 139 children tragically lost due to gun violence.

https://t.co/GvTj78H5cm : 107 officers tragically lost in the line of duty. (This includes COVID-related deaths, heart attacks, car crashes, etc.)

[devy devito @devyyyt]

In 2022 more children have been killed due to gun violence than police officers have been killed (by any method) in the line of duty.

Do we start sending children to school in bullet proof vests? Arming teachers? Disbanding schools altogether?

Or maybe it’s time to re-evaluate.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

These are elementary school children who woke up this morning. Who ate their favorite cereal. Who tied their shoes in double knots. Who laughed with friends on the bus. Now more than a dozen are dead. This isn’t normal. It doesn’t have to be this way. It can’t keep being this way