Jeffery L

Former journalist. Current small business owner, guitar enthusiast.

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

@CFIB Your tireless help has been greatly appreciated by all of us who were left behind by these government programs. Thank you.

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

@CFIB Insurance at Desjardins for my landscaping business increased $300 a year after not making a claim for the 16 years I’ve been with State Farm - the previous owners. I was told I should be glad, as some companies have gone up at least $3,000, or are dropping snow plowing entirely.

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

I’m thinking of trying to get a protest going at Mary Ng’s office, in Markham. The media would definitely cover it because people are losing their minds when a group of people get together due to the pandemic. Desperate times, desperate measures.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

We were told today we were approved by mistake for the CEBA two days ago. #ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

CEBA, CEBA and more CEBA.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

CEBA is a complete shit show. We qualify, but the red tape is just ludicrous, and they just can’t figure out how to give it to us. This will be our sixth attempt. Mary Ng needs to be held accountable for this mess.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

Mary Ng and her gang of fools at CEBA are really getting on my nerves. I was declined for the FIFTH TIME. Once again, expenses the phone jockey told me were fine last time are not acceptable this time around. #CEBA

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

The incompetence of Mary Ng and the entire CEBA loan team is just astounding. If they were in the public sector they’d have been fired immediately.

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

CEBA is apparently looking at our documents.#Ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

We WILL get this loan. I don’t care how many document uploads or rotating document declines. We will get this loan and save our business. #Ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

So sick of government stooges who have no idea of how to do their jobs. We should be able to fire these pricks. We’re the ones paying them. If anyone ACTUALLY gets the CEBA, I’m sure it’s because some idiot screwed up.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

I will be making a video of burning the Canadian flag soon, as this government has no interest in us. That idiot gave a failing casino $200 million and I can’t even get a shitty $40,000 LOAN.#Ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

If any small business owner ever votes Liberal after this CEBA life-ruining torture, they should be made to go psychological testing and be institutionalized.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

When Trudeau gets voted out, I think there should be huge street parties and celebrations knowing he and Mary Ng can no longer make empty promises and torture small businesses with promises of non-existent help.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

Fucking CEBA IS RUINING MY LIFE. I hope Trudeau’s life is ruined in the same fashion one day. I want him to personally know how it feels to be fucked over like this while the person doing it boasts about the wonderful job they are doing.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

I guess by my tweets everyone can probably tell I’ve never been this furious in my entire life. Turned down by CEBA for the fifth time. This time for a document I was assured was fine and accepted by the help line.Three Stooges running this thing or is that just a rumour.#Ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

New CEBA rolling out to torture us some more. Can’t wait to be turned down 20 times for a different document by every phone jockey. I’m going to record my phone calls for training -and future lawsuit - purposes.#Ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

I wonder if Mary Ng realizes she’s public enemy number one. Trudeau May take that title soon when the new CEBA shitshow rolls out. Can you even begin to imagine the secrets to unlocking this one. Getting hit by lightning will seem simple.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

Extended deadline for CEBA and probably having to show 20 Grand more in non-deferrable debt. We will never love to see this loan, but if we keep applying, and our kids keep applying, maybe, just maybe their children may get the new CEBA after 5,000 attempts. But I doubt it.#ceba

[Jeffery L @Jefftrustnoone]

Doctors won’t prescribe painkillers to chronic pain patients, but you can order Chinese fentanyl right to your door, delivered by Canada Post. Makes sense to me.