Jelisa Jones

In the process of figuring out adulting. How do you turn this thing on?

[cal? @cal_gif]

the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

[Abolish Nigerian Men In Nigeria 🙏🏾 @RaeBeaute]

Little miss I want to be tiktok

[Willmarie♡︎ @willmarie_s]

I asked my 3 yr old to stop running through the house. Of course she didn’t listen & when she fell, I was like “exactly.” (that was a week ago) This morning, I tripped over my charger and she yelled “EXACTLY!!” 😭😭😭

[GoldiΞ @NFTgoldilocks]

Creative people need time to sit around and do nothing

[ams @amerielynn]

being his passenger princess >>

[Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas]

Wheeled in on a gurney, my eyes open abruptly, I clutch the nurse’s scrubs “don’t… make a… TikTok about this.”

[Zullie @ZullieTheWitch]

If we found out reincarnation was real and had a way to verifiably track who a reincarnated person was in a previous life, how long would it take for companies to make sure you inherited debt from your previous lives?

[Mr. Aquemini @hirozephyrr]

I am not a silver ball experiencing simple physics, I am fighting for my life

[u sure u having your way? u surrre? @mr_extRODinary]

This his handwriting?

[Hunter Stuart @Hoont]

I ran from a mass shooting today with my two little girls in my arms. We got separated from my wife. We hid behind a car and then sheltered in the apartment of some good Samaritans for 5 hours watching swat teams from the windows. We are all ok but we’re angry, very very angry.

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[sarah @heavenbrat]

shes a 10 but she needs u to tell her how obsessed u are with her at least once a day (im she)

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.