last night i held the second-ever mask-required covid-conscious show in france. i organized this event all by myself to be able to perform safely, and 130+ people showed up 🤍 to those of you who bought online tickets, the delayed broadcast will be available from july 4th!!
People forget that in 2016 Reddit was synonymous with “Nazi” and, to their credit, they responded by doing the only correct move and nuking every right wing board they could find from orbit.
Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”
Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”
So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.
"larp this larp that" lets really talk about how everyone is larping as a black person nowadays
"saxophones getting louder" you dont even know what that means or what movie thats from omg
i’m so sick of feeling bad about myself when all i do is love and care and be open and vulnerable and empathetic. yet i still feel like i do everything wrong :(
maybe i deserve to be alone forever