Jemma Hill

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[444 @RicaPenWrites_]

everyone in their 20s is going through it unprovoked. the state of everything is getting WOORRSSAAAA n im TIRED.

[Sophia Sleigh @SophiaSleigh]

Rather ironic that Tory MPs are now going to vote on whether Boris Johnson should leave or remain 😉

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Saying “happy Friday!” in an email and wondering what you’ve become.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Struggling to watch the news at the moment the world is so awful - I just want to turn it off.

Yet when I feel like that I imagine what petrified civilians in Ukraine must feel like and for them its not hearing the news, its hearing and feeling the bombs.

So I try to keep it on

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Despite overwhelming odds, 2022 somehow already more shit than 2021.

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Is she the love of your life or is she pretty and listening to you talk

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Coming out of my cage a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶’̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶ to get groceries and then it’s right back in the cage

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I always assume the worst

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

“Nobody told me it was against the rules” is a pretty weird thing for a man who was on telly literally every night for an hour telling people what the rules were.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

No, I haven't gotten covid yet. What's my secret? I suck and nobody wants to hang out with me 😘😘😘

[Jemma Hill @JemHill84]

@sainsburys the level of toppings on this £2.50 pizza is a shocker 👎🏼

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

I cannot wait to milk the shit out of “I lived through a pandemic” to my kids as if it was the blitz

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“pronouns are confusing” what the fuck is the supply chain

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

not nearly enough people talk about how the emperors new groove is a perfect film

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I remember worrying that covid might last three whole weeks

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Can't wait for this ✨ ☃️