Jen From the 1990's

Hi! I am teenaged Jen Kirkman from the 1990's (technically 1988-1994). I live in Massachusetts and these are my tweets if I'd had Twitter. Run by @jenkirkman

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

you can go on a spring break if you want - the polar ice caps will still be melting.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

we are going to drive to jack kerouac's birth place today. it's where my aunt lives but i am not gonna visit her. today is for thinkers.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

No. I don't really give a crap if you want a cone or a cup. I care about war and suffering. I just have to ask. #cashierlife #baskinrobbins

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

Haiku
I love you do I?
What if I didn't? Would you
Notice. What is real.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

ugh sexual healing just came on in the car with my parents.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

how you can call yourself a smiths fan and not be a vegetarian. already feeling superior to all of the flesh eaters at amy's 4th of july bbq

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

never wearing pantyhose again - tights only

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i love jamie so much sometimes i picture him in a wheelchair and i would still love him that's how much i love him.

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i think one of the older boys i know does pot and now i am nervous to be around him after school - what if he gets violent

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

my mom says we can pull up the green rug in my room. with the wood floors it's totally gonna look like the floors in nyc apartments i think

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

my parents found my merit ultra lights in my jean nate powder box. i said they were jill's. she has a single mom--she won't get in trouble.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

i can love dee-lite AND the misfits, sorry amy. u don't get to define who is and isn't punk.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

i made out with a white guy with dread locks.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

wanna be a poet when i grow up but what is growing up anyway

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after my date and i take pics on my folks front lawn we are going to the prom in a station wagon not limo. #fuckrules

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i feel like having a broken heart probably isn't a big deal cuz it means someone loved you so why would it hurt.

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

i wanna be a writer when i grow up but have my books banned by libraries for being too much about the truth and also government

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

i have two gay friends and my mom knows. i am the only brave person i know

[Jen From the 1990's @JenFromThe1990s]

the cheerleaders make fun of me for wearing plastic baby barrettes. oh ok like scrunchies are so cool.