Jen Games

I play a lot of video games and yes, I did quit League of Legends.

💜 Jeg elsker Frostiye 💜

[Jen Games @JenGamesLoL]

Turning over a new leaf. Going forward, I'm going to be a Linux gamer. So I'm quitting @LeagueOfLegends. ✌️
(No, I'm not banned. I'm just sick of Windows.)

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@Oceanbreeze473 I walk back out and make sure no weird bugs from that disaster zone attached themselves to me before getting the fuck out of dodge and blocking his number

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@ilmkittycat Yes, but I want to know why.

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@UberEats Yo can you make something where I describe my craving to an AI in Uber Eats and it suggests what to order from places nearby and then it just arrives. Please pretty please.

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I can remember when MTV was for music and Twitch was for video games 🍿

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@kxtuitta I mind anyone else using it at the same time as me at all. I walk around looking for the most empty bathroom.

[Cat 🐈 @CuteCatsMagic]

So your game is more important than me huh?

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@iky_fwjett I'd be packed and back living with my Mom before he finished he sleeping off his hangover

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@FlyIngenuity "wHy aM i sInGlE" 🙄

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Think of the kittens!

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@SaskioLoL I hope you know how unethical this is.

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Fun fact: a 5.5% difference tracked over 147 games is NOT STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT. He needs 2000 games and multiple study participants. Also, unless the duo consented to this, both the tracking and the publication of this data violates ethical boundaries.
This is not ok.

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates

i have 147 games of data on this.

my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.

overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.

on period games? 52%.

off period? 57.5%.

that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.

the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.

during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.

that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.

rocket jumping into every fight.

matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her.

we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME

off period? completely different player.

aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated.

kda higher due to dying less.

best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase.

so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling.

tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight.

we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off.

the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination.

we're not just playing league.

we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES.

most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games.

i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone.

her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am.

5.2 day duration estimated.

i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries.

this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo.

you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA.

you need ANALYSIS.

you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle.

yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app.

told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th.

my CRM beat her own body's tracking

Study the Saskio way

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@zapatas_mom I think they're just too expensive for most people. A lot of those giant buildings in downtown areas are priced way out of an affordable range, so they're either owned by very rich people that don't even live there usually or they're just empty.

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@Panchothedragon @MetamateDaz I'm pretty sure boomers are their grandparents

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@AbuCortex @Matt_Pinner The Mom could be breastfeeding the baby while the Dad teaches the other kids grandma's secret recipe for pasta sauce

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The actual experience of being a woman.

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@ayanfenikky In my experience, sometimes men will complain about a girl they like so that you don't think they like her.

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@lovejaycakesTTV some of your links on your linktree seem broken, like youtube and discord

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@saniyafatma1278 First you should probably get a surveyor to verify they put it on their own land. Next, check for non-HOA covenants, HOA rules, zoning laws, and flood zones to ensure you aren't in violation of any of them due to the fact that it exists. After that, plant some flowers on the edge

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@jonbrooks The same people that made it too expensive and inconvenient to reproduce are now complaining that no one wants to reproduce

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@nickimoraa Nah... because why are they even comparing a random to their wife