Jennifer Kenyon

Semi-professional goof, neck cream enthusiast, extra vaccinated. She/Her/Milady's

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

is that it?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Types of fireworks in the Midwest

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

Free Shipping is never free. It always costs a few days.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

planning on having an austen girl summer (I reject a marriage proposal and spend several months feeling ashamed of my poor conduct until a militiaman of ill repute runs off with my sister and my love interest steps in to save us all from ruin)

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

I feel almost the same rage when a delivery company reroutes my package to a random holding facility because they don't know how to BUZZ ME through the OLD TIMEY INTERCOM as I do when I realize a package pirate got it.

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

Friends, I donated to @WCKitchen today. Maybe you would like to do the same?

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Near Ukraine border…this is Sasha & Vitalii from @WCKitchen partner food truck Oh My Ramen! Both from Ukraine now living in Poland…We set up at this Accommodation Center where refugees are being bused in after crossing from Ukraine. We will be here every day! #ChefsForUkraine🇺🇦

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

Ooooh, tonight's episode of #AmericanAuto is a such party that even Janine had to drop by!

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

Ready for the west coast manifestation!

[Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer]

2/22/22 NEWS: #AmericanAuto is BACK tonight 8e/7c RT to manifest this beautiful message

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

i am once again asking for Muppet's Pride and Prejudice with everyone played by Muppets except Mr. Darcy who is played completely straight by Adam Driver

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

@dana_WHAT That's a great question for the IT team to add to their list:
Is it plugged in?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you removed your mammaries from the keyboard and/or trackpad?

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

Normalize not asking a ginger if it's real.

[Molly Kornfeld @molly_kornfeld]

A dating app called Unhinged and we just post all out red flags and see if anyone is still interested

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

@TheRebeccaMetz Not to brag but I've been a closed book since the late eighties.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

happy lunar new year to all who celebrate! how I wish I could be up there with you

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

I've been the rebound girl so often, I think I've got a real shot with Momoa.

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

Stoked for my first appearance on #AmericanAuto
tonight! If you haven't caught the show yet, vibe check here: https://t.co/g9FCUCsk8h

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

"I guess those pots and pans aren't going to wash themselves," she mused over a slice of breakfast pie.

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

My eye doctor confirmed I'm a glaucoma suspect which I think is like a medical warrant for being criminally old.

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

I'm at the Pantages for a Hamilton! I got the shot so I won't miss my shot!!!!

[Jennifer Kenyon @JenJenKenyon]

@whitewing Oh my dear Greg! It means so much to me that no matter how much time goes by, we'll always have magnificent hair!!! 🤗😉👑