Jen

[Jen @JenJennings15]

What’s in decaf coffee beans anyway? Plastic??

[Jen @JenJennings15]

If you can name your son Christopher , why can’t I name mine Philosopher?? 🤫

[Jen @JenJennings15]

And on Saturday night you will find me riding the foam roller, baked while listening to smooth jazz #foreeal

[Jen @JenJennings15]

COVID has not yet affected me and I’ve been in quarantine with not 1, not 2 but 3 people who have the vid for the past week, I’m promoting myself to Darryl Dixon

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Emojis are so useful, just pop one of those suckers and there’s the emotion that I had no idea I was feeling 😹🤢😬🤨

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Here I am, 10 years later, watching lessons from khan academy bc when I was a kid I didn’t multiply/divide powers, no. I HAD the power #thesongbySNAP

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Clearly written in the article right bfore “this book was written by will schmidt” my brain:
This book is written by will smith
#google #translate

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Logged on Twitter only to like Elon musk’s tweet #patriot #weareanisland

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Like this if you cried when Rocky said “yo Adrian I did it”

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Ever watch a hairdresser in action? They pull hair clips out of every pocket and then out of vortex’s in the universe, I swear

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Don’t get me drinking, I’ll start saying shit like “ life is kinda like Netflix
Etc
You just have to pick something”

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Idk about anything about a bugs life but I do know they see tea in a mug and be like :landing pad : inbound

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Aight now show me the photographer that took HIS picture

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Never thought about it before, but you know that famous picture of a bunch of construction workers sitting on a girder way up in the sky and having lunch? Well, here's the photographer who took that picture: Charles C. Ebbets.

[Jen @JenJennings15]

I only do things.... so that I can critique them like iss🐍all about the expression.

yo you did it

[Jen @JenJennings15]

I can feel all my senses align when Im biking past mcfadgens bakery, feminine energy, there she is

[Jen @JenJennings15]

The star wars credits got nothing on the note in my phone that I use to remember things

[Jen @JenJennings15]

3in1Protein and caffeine infused shampoo for when your hair needs to lift and study, they’ll be there

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Weezer was really onto something when they wrote island in the sun 🏝 🎵

[Jen @JenJennings15]

#BellLetsTalk

[Jen @JenJennings15]

Don’t whine.. but you can drink it