Jennifer Laxmi

just an unhinged millennial raising the next generation on vibes

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

if i'm being honest taylor swift and travis kelce had a medium sized indian wedding

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Evil Dallas🐶 @evil_dallas]

@JLEdwardsIII @WilliamsLaurenL They've earned the right to Swag Surf.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

This is insane

[Robleh @robjama]

the more unemployed you are, the better you get with AI

[Jennifer Laxmi @JenLax]

@kevinyien @stripe

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

how it feels to work from home

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[james hawkins @james406]

i just woke up my daughter (2yo) to tell her i'd just discovered a new agentic AI framework that will 10x my productivity

rubbing her eyes, she said, “dad, you haven't shipped a single meaningful feature that supports our KPIs for FY26. i'm struggling to believe a new framework you haven't tested will deliver meaningful shareholder value”

hugging her, i started crying. they grow up so fast.

[bridget @pacinocrave]

just finished a 5 minute long task I could have done a week ago

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

JUST IN: Horses say we may be in a Car Bubble

[Tab Bamford @The1Tab]

Let’s check in on Knicks fans real quick…

[Pavin @thefineprintesq]

SF is so back #stripesessions

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

5.

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

not serena williams c walking with kendrick at the super bowl 💀

[Jennifer Laxmi @JenLax]

read and weep

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions