Jennifer Matthees

Mom of Xander and Charlie. Minnesota girl.

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

Let’s do it again soon! 😊

[E @MizGreenNGolden]

Sometimes all you need is some girl talk, delicious Mexican food and a margarita. Thanks for a wonderful evening, @JenMatthees!

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

How is this even a debate? The classic fry is old, boring, and stupid. All other fry shapes are clearly superior.

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

eliminate a french fry shape forever: classic, crinkle, curly or waffle?

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@oliviawilde I carried a watermelon.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

DO YOU HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT I CAN BORROW?

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In 20+ years, when learning about today in school, what will it be called? Trumper Capitol Riot? Capitol Coup? Donnie Tantrum Terror? Or will we just know it as January 6th?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Jesus Christ. Even his “stand down” message is a divisive clusterfuck

[El Norte Recuerda @Vanessid]

Reminder fo what capitol "security" in full military-grade riot gear looked like for Black Lives Matter protests this summer.

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

What. The. Fuck.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Law enforcement guns drawn on doors of House chamber as Trump supporters attempt to breach the chamber.

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@MargeOnFridays Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get bigger buns. 😂😂

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

Heads up!

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@RMHCErica Finishing my nursing degree! Traveling to France (early March)! Catching up on some good reading! 😊

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

@grantnemz Books, trying new recipes, walks, catch up on TV shows, craft/fix/organize things....??

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

Having a convo about what our superpowers would be...
Xander: I’d like to morph into a couch. Then I could smell peoples butts.

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Had a dream last night that I kept showing up places without a mask. It’s the 2020 version of the no pants at work dream.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Thanksgiving messages this morning from the outgoing and incoming presidents of the United States:

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

I think we all saw this coming. #WearAMask

[Sanford Health @SanfordHealth]

The Board of Trustees has announced that Sanford Health and longtime CEO Kelby Krabbenhoft have mutually agreed to part ways. Bill Gassen has been named new CEO and president. Learn more: https://t.co/DgS2HljTkL

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@MrTweet35473359 @ProjectLincoln It’s her food order. She’s hangry.

[Jennifer Matthees @JenMatthees]

Things I never thought I’d say:
“Hey, we’re in a pandemic. Don’t lick people.”
#momthings #motherhood #singlemom #kidsthesedays