Jennifer McMurrain

Storyteller, Mom, Wife, abuser of hashtags, voted most likely to make you pick up your room (she/her)

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

@RoyalHighValk posting this for my daughter since she doesn't have X. Y'all might consider a different way to report these issues. She has no autoclicker, she was just trying to make an outfit. Thanks for looking into it.

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/dcOb4XHfMm

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Dottie wants to know, "Whatcha doing huh huh huh?" https://t.co/sLhFKUaq3Y

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Bad dog! https://t.co/GWHzIZF5tK

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

My high school math always made us circle our answers. Here I am, some 26 years later still doing it when I figure my sprint counts.

#oldhabits #teachersrock https://t.co/2o54FOhoDf

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

I mean I'm not saying our puppies are going to be spoiled, but their first @barkbox arrived today (no we don't have them yet) and I cannot stop giggling at these toys. https://t.co/dW00ysCrxB

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Darn it! https://t.co/XoThAsqXcc

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/uwWGDD8Tt9

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

The Heart Awards are open! #OKRWG #HeartAwards22
https://t.co/4OQZPDsK9l https://t.co/epIUa1dC2o

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

All the McMurrain pumpkins. The one with little light has a jagged mouth and teenie tiny eyes. https://t.co/txR6rgd3ZV

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Attack of the mummy dog!!!!! https://t.co/UcB6WPy8hI

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

#newplannersmell #happyplace #TypeALove https://t.co/bs4wAua84y

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Hook a girl up! https://t.co/g3chtk22U5

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

First Jack done! He's so happy!
#jackolantern https://t.co/8LsrdypBZ9

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

My husband doesn't like the Cowboys, but he loves me enough to surprise me with this fantasticly cozy blanket. #dallascowboys https://t.co/15M6KcoVa6

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

We got a new friend!
#happyhalloween #cuteboos https://t.co/e1K4TML8rz

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

In the last 30 days 3 different friends have given me Smarties. I now have roughly 6lbs of @smarties and I'm loving it. https://t.co/BYcsWZaHTE

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Books and beer ... yes please! Come join us at Books and Brews at Cooper & Mill ... read local, drink local. @ Cooper & Mill Brewing Company https://t.co/ROuD5p3UDW

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

Tis the season to feel spooky ... Waah a boo boo boo, a boo boo boo https://t.co/t486bnPDB6

[Jennifer McMurrain @JenMcMurrain]

I would resist the urge to walk between our trees for a while. #halloweenupearly https://t.co/FIhed9gazn