Jen Furby

All rainbow, no cloud, ABBA, #ToddlyJoe.
All views my own, unless plagiarised from someone else.

Was @Wattingerjen

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My freezer bag for life fell apart and now my hoover looks like a miniature version of the crystal maze!

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@LaFranglaise66 Oh yes!!

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SRW in case anyone missed it!

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Right guys, November is Christmas card creation month.

If you'd like to receive a very special, unique, handcrafted Christmas card, reply and DM me your address please.

They will all be handmade by me in true #ShitCraftingWithFurby tradition.

(FOC, I'm not horrid!)

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@LaFranglaise66 Yay. I thought we'd imagined drinking it for 3 months!

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@notinaboyband Mmm... I did that at Uni of Leeds. I hope for your sake they don't have that module 🤣😴😴😴😴😴

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@notinaboyband What's the degree/uni?

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@LaFranglaise66 Do you know what a Monaco is in those parts?

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@notinaboyband History was fine, the 19th c literature module nearly killed me!

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@riverthistle @neil_finnweevil 😔

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Pharmacist: does he take this well?

Me: depends, is it the banana one?

P: erm, it might be, we don't know what flavour it is until it's mixed, but it is yellow.

My brain: even idiots know yellow=banana

My mouth: oh right, I thought the yellow one was banana. Nervous laugh.

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@neil_finnweevil Sending you lots of love and meds xx

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@riverthistle @neil_finnweevil I've not read stats on this year's jab but last year was only effective against something like 3% of strains. Sorry 13 is so unwell.

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On this #InternationalMensDay2019 shout out to my favourite jokey Twitter person. If you don't follow him, you're basically wasting your life!

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I keep a diary of all the indifferent kisses I've had, as one day I'd like to publish my meh mwahs.

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@Grokefacefull Haha yes, I've literally just realised I missed that detail out!!!

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@Grokefacefull I've just assumed everyone knows who Karl and Susan are. The Kennedys, from Neighbours.

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@Grokefacefull We used to have Karl and Susan on our wall at uni.

We have Christopher Lee as Dracula in the downstairs loo and my ABBA shrine in our bedroom. I imagine I'm pretty weird!!

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@katesaunders13 Haaaaappy birthday

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@tinytwink I would not want to be in their shoes!!!

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@tinytwink Not at all

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@tinytwink Fuck's sake Twinks. What did she do?

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@AnchorCake Criminal Asinine