Chloe 18... Mum, did lads used to send you dick pics when you were a teenager?
Me... Oh yeah, loads. They used to take a pic of their bits, nip down Boots, wait a week for it to be developed, catch the bus back to pick it up then fetch it to the Youthy on a Friday to show me.
2025 Round up โฆ
lost 3 and a half stone
Gained a promotion
House remains full of adult children and dogs
3 holidays taken and two booked.
Shower tray remains broken because Jet 2 keep sending me more offers than B&Q.
Merry Xmas you filthy animals.
Time for some gin and Home Alone.
Gone are the days of wrapping at midnight and prodding a turkey every 5 minutes to see if it has defrosted ๐
Right go on, piss off and have a bloody amazing Christmas.
PSโฆ the alcohol photo is reused from last year because this years is all still in bags. The double fridge died 4 years ago. Yes there is a large Lurpak. The turkey is currently under construction.
#TwinksXmasFridge
We fly on sunday morning. Ellie has not packed. She has however chosen to leave an opened suitcase on the landing for the last three days and throw things in its general direction every now and again.
I have clothes all over the bed and the landing and my motivation has suddenly disappeared and I am sitting in the middle of it wearing some sunglasses a bikini top and pyjama bottoms.