Jennifer Locke

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

[Jennifer Locke @Jen_Locke]

Super bowl is still boooorrrriinng.

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This is what happens when the Lunesta wears off at 2am.... Jen's Amazon Wish List http://t.co/5jZCNLuH via @amazon

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Mad for partying! - http://t.co/VpKHqwIN http://t.co/HbxbDWsH via @newyorkpost

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Learn to be your own ‘Cake Boss’ - http://t.co/VpKHqwIN http://t.co/QAuJ76fk via @newyorkpost

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'The Soup' moves to Wednesdays after tonight. Way to disrupt my life, E!. http://t.co/oIEBJSvI via @EW

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OMFG. How can watching 2 babies for less than 6 hours make me want to pass out???? I heart nap time. :(

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Why do I have so much TV to watch Sundays and Thursdays and not much else the rest of the week? Do networks even employ schedulers anymore?

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$40! NYC - Upper West Side: Hour-Long Massage and Wellness Consultation http://t.co/VAQHQuYd

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This new iPhone better be worth it. Although my current one is dying like a 9 year old PC.

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(cont)...then after an hour on the phone with AT&T, I gave up & said fine, leave the charge. Today I notice the charge is gone. Oy.

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AT&T charged me $217 when I ordered the iPhone & it couldn't be reversed despite 2 emails saying I wouldn't have to pay until it shipped.

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It may have cost me $13, but buying the kid I babysit a teething ring is totally worth it if he stops screaming.... 3 hours & I was zonked!

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@JanieBryant '20s clothing is so stunning, any tips on if you were dressing a Christina Hendricks-type to find the right style?

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Check out: Waitress Shames Insulting Tipper On Facebook -- But Posts Picture Of Wrong Guy http://t.co/IcKtQAOq via @AOL

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Ray’s Pizza, the First of Many, Counts Down to Last Slice: http://t.co/PD4l6Wj5

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Very Mad Men.... New book 'The Secret Lives of Wives' advises how to make a marriage last - http://t.co/kQ0VFCEt via @newyorkpost #madmen

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Nice Guys (And Gals) Do Finish Last…At Work - MediaJobsDaily http://t.co/EpDEU9Mj via @mediajobsdaily

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The iPhone 4S—It’s What’s On The Inside That Counts via @techcrunch http://t.co/roPgvCr9

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Off to babysit. I'm regressing back to my 12 year-old self again.

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If only I could make my cellphone ring to find it... http://t.co/U8BFSQ30