Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.
I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.
But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.
I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive.
Because that is not comedy.
That is sick.
You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do.
But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow.
And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke.
It sounds like how you really feel.
They always say there is truth in comedy.
They have it backwards! High BP is a symptom, not a cause of arterial damage. Did you know:
•There's no evidence aggressively lowering BP saves lives
•BP meds have a lot of side effects—including death Here I share all the hidden data on blood pressure.
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@elonmusk "President Cyril Ramaphosa acquired 1.2% percent shares in Standard Bank through BEE (Black Economic Empowerment), that is how he became a billionaire." - Moeletsi Mbeki
He never actually built any business. That's what these guys do. They will never let it go. They benefit.
RFK Jr. reveals he got rid of 40% of his visceral fat and his atrial fibrillation “completely disappeared” after eating carnivore + ferments.
Kennedy saw Dr. Sean O’Mara, who said he could solve his visceral fat problem in 90 days.
But it only took 30 to see results:
RFK JR: “So I did the diet for 30 days. Then I did another full-body MRI, and my visceral fat had gone down by 40%.”
HOST: “Wow!”
RFK JR: “In just 30 days. I also lost 20 pounds, which I didn’t want to lose, but I lost a lot. And I was actually worried about the amount of weight I was losing.”
“[Dr. O’Mara] said: ‘Don’t worry. It’s all the interstitial visceral fat in your muscles that you’re losing, and then your muscles will come back.’”
“And that’s what happened. I regained all the 20 pounds back in muscle. My atrial fibrillation completely disappeared. And I haven’t even had a skipped a heartbeat since then.”
If that clip stood out to you, save it. Bookmark this post so you can refer back to it whenever you want.
Who here has tried the carnivore diet? What was your experience?
🚨New study of 197 cancer patients treated with Ivermectin (25 mg) + Mebendazole (250 mg):
After 6 months:
• 84.4% had clinical benefit
• 48.4% had tumor reduction or no detectable disease • 86.9% completed treatment with mild side effects Dr. Peter McCullough explains. Details ⬇️
I am currently undergoing Life saving Treatment from horrific damage from the Pfizer COVID 19 vaccines. I am here in Japan at Edogawa Hospital. The Treatment is to clear spike proteins, amyloid blood clots, autoantibodies, and misfolding proteins from the blood using dual filter plasmapheresis and using pre-growth stem cells to help my own body repair itself. This is the only place on the entire planet that offers this treatment. I am patient number 14 here and am witnessing nothing short of miracles. Thanks to the brilliant scientist Kevin McCairn and Dr. Mary Talley Bowden for sending me here. It is truly a miracle watching these patients come back to life. It is the most incredible bonding experience of my life with these amazing survivors. I want to give Pfizer a special thank you for the heart damage, severe blood clotting, multiple organ damage, central nervous system damage, brain damage, microvascular small vessel disease, bleeding from the stomach, esophagus, lungs, and sinuses, destroying my thyroid and having it removed, destruction of my sinus cavities, and the graves disease, gastritis, bleeding under the skin that opens up to sores, and best of all, the small fiber neuropathy. For all of the skeptics of vaccine injury, my labs 100% tell the entire story. Follow the science.
BBC announcement
From the BBC - Read by #JohnCleese.
ANNOUNCEMENT
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the Blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.”
The last time the British issued a ��Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!” “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend”, and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted the use of the final escalation level.
The same people who are saying race laws are good and we need more of them are saying apartheid was a crime against humanity because of all the race laws.
Lex Libertas
Media Statement
9 March 2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
@LexLibertasOnX
to Display 3 000 White Crosses on the National Mall in Washington, D.C.
Pretoria, South Africa – The South Africa-based think tank and advocacy group Lex Libertas is going to host a public vigil in Washington, D.C., where 3 000 white crosses will be displayed on the National Mall (the public lawn between the White House and the Capitol Hill buildings) to commemorate victims of farm attacks in South Africa and to raise international awareness about the country’s growing crisis of violence, racial discrimination, and state failure.
The display will form part of a broader international campaign aimed at bringing the realities in South Africa to the attention of policymakers in the United States and the wider Western world. This is particularly important, given that many in the U.S. and South African media have made deliberate attempts to present the crisis as a non-issue.
A key component of the campaign is an international petition calling on the United States to appoint a special envoy dedicated to engaging with the Afrikaner community and other cultural minorities in South Africa, and to recognise the pursuit of self-governance as a legitimate and peaceful solution. In this regard, Lex Libertas has teamed up with the New York Young Republican Club (
@NYYRC
). Other international partners are expected to join.
The goal is to secure 100 000 signatories before formally submitting the petition to the President of the United States, the U.S. State Department, and the White House.
To make the Washington event possible, Lex Libertas has also launched a fundraising initiative through which supporters can sponsor one of the 3 000 white crosses that will be displayed on the National Mall.
Dr Ernst Roets, Executive Director of Lex Libertas, said the campaign is gaining momentum:
“The crisis affecting South Africa has been ignored for too long, and we intend to bring it directly to the attention of the international community in a way that would make continued attempts to deny the existence of the crisis exceedingly difficult.”
Roets added that the campaign has already reached an important early milestone:
“We have already passed 10% of our target for both the petition and the sponsorship of crosses. This shows that people across the world recognise the seriousness of the situation and want to be part of bringing these realities to the attention of decision-makers in Washington.”
Supporters are encouraged to sign the petition and sponsor a cross to help make the Washington vigil possible.
The petition can be signed at the link below.
The same link can also be used to sponsor one of the white crosses.
Lex Libertas is a South Africa–based think tank and advocacy group working toward a viable political dispensation for the peoples of South Africa, based on the principles of freedom, decentralisation and self-governance.
Statement issued by:
Dr Ernst Roets
Executive Director
Lex Libertas
🇿🇦 If you have questions on how Ramaphosa moved foreign currency from USA to South Africa Phala Phala farm... this is how and this answers everything. That is why he is not going to be arrested.
One of the world’s top cancer researchers just dropped a bombshell most oncologists don’t want you to hear:
Dr. Thomas Seyfried (MIT-trained professor who’s published 200+ peer-reviewed papers) says the century-old habit of immediately biopsying tumors could actually be spreading the disease in some cases.
In this explosive 2:36 clip, he explains:
• Why “Stage 1–4” grading is based on how scary the tumor looks under a microscope AFTER you’ve already poked it
• How dozens of published studies show needle biopsies (breast, colon, liver, lung) can seed cancer cells along the needle track
• His radical but logical alternative: “Don’t poke the bear. Starve it first with metabolic therapy until it’s weak and docile, then remove the entire shrunken tumor in one clean surgery.”
• After that, use non-invasive PET/CT/MRI to confirm it’s gone — no risky needle required.
His exact quote: “We already beat it down… if you stab it early you’ll call it aggressive. If you shrink it first, the pathologist says ‘this isn’t even dangerous.’ Same tumor, totally different story.”
This isn’t fringe — it’s published biology being ignored by standard protocols.
Watch the full 2:36 clip and decide for yourself if the current “diagnose → biopsy → treat” sequence is backwards.
Do you think patients should at least be told this approach exists before deciding on a biopsy? Let me know in the comments.
🚨Nattokinase DISSOLVES 84% of Amyloid Microclots Within 2 Hours
Breakthrough in-vitro study finds a natural enzyme potently degrades the same amyloid microclots recently found in 100% of COVID-19 vaccinated individuals tested.
Nattokinase breaks down BOTH the trigger (spike protein) AND the pathological result (amyloid microclots).
I want to make a point about the Malema trial and more specifically the judgement.
Had I or you (mere plebeians) done what Julius did there is no doubt we would have been very quickly found guilty in a short trial. It really is open and shut.
For Malema this trial has taken years, and the judgement 3 days all because the judge is terrified of what might happen when the guilty ruling is made, and so justifications upon justifications need to be made for upholding the law and ultimately letting Julius get away with his behaviour.
Let’s be clear. We are not equal before the law. You need to understand that in this country if you are of the middle class you will be held to the highest standard of justice (often rapidly) for even the most minor infractions. Everyone else is given a free pass on illegal actions.
Ultimately nothing improves until this changes.