Jenga747

I'm Emily. I clean out houses, build stupid things, sell vintage junk, and have a small homestead.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

Me: dang I have a lot to do.
Me also: I wonder if I could build a garden arch for my berries?
Me also: oooo, a squash arch would be neat.
And that's how I ended up on the floor sorting Legos.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

I'm a constant reader and I adore your books! @StephenKing #GISH #BookBash

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@Sass1267 @mkexplorer @GISH @DoNotFaint She had been doing fine until the heel of her favorite stilleto got stuck in a street grate.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

It was a dark and stormy night . . .
#TallTaleTag #GISH @mkexplorer

[GISH @GISH]

It was a dark and stormy night...

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

Dream a little dream! The Sandman @neilhimself #GISH #BookBash

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

Me: vintage bike for sale great condition.
Buyer: does it work?
Me: well, you have to peddle it to make it go.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

Me at build a bear: everyone pick a carcass!!!
Build a bear associate: we don't call them carcasses.
Me: what do you call them?
Her: bear skins
Me: that's not better.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

Buyer: I paid you for fabric?
Me: are you sure? I've haven't gotten anything.
Buyer: yeah, I sent it through PayPal from your account.
Me: takes ten minutes to figure out my listing was changed accidentally and I've been treating this poor woman like a scammer.
#yardsalesagas

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@BrandNewKer This was my favorite item by far!! I'm still so proud of it.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@BrandNewKer Some troll commented that it wasn't twerking and a Gish fail. As a dance teacher, apparently she is an expert. Also James is a monk, not a priest and my twerk though not great, met said urban definition.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@valiant_seraph @GISH I'm sure your entry was awesome. I'd love to see it.

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@GISH I'm so happy I made the news feed. This was my favorite item EVER!!!

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@valiant_seraph @GISH I didn't see you getting a monk to twerk, even badly. James was wonderful and I did my best.

[Affiliated Geeks @AffiliatedGeeks]

To Kara and Adam, our "adjunct geeks" who have been a huge asset to our team since we were founded in 2013 - we couldn't do it without you!

[Affiliated Geeks @AffiliatedGeeks]

It's the morning after, and it's time to THANK everyone who helped us achieve all we did during #GISHWHES 2017. Geeks, chime in!

[Affiliated Geeks @AffiliatedGeeks]

We can think of no one better to join the Hollister City Council than our teammate @Jenga747. #SheShouldRun https://t.co/sSRHaes43n

[Kerri @kerrold]

Please help my team with our fundraising efforts to help change some lives and ensure Dancescape continues. ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/rsryoLxWQN

[Jenga747 @Jenga747]

@kerrold @gishbus @BearbyVonB @gishwhes @mishacollins I couldn't have gotten there even if I wanted to, I'm so sorry

[Affiliated Geeks @AffiliatedGeeks]

As we hit the 2 hour mark, we wish everyone a week full of fun, friendship, laughter, kindness - and hopefully a LITTLE sleep 🤓