Kerri

I don’t use this account anymore.

[Arts For All @artsforallinc]

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[Wendy Hall @Wendhall]

@JetBlue also really appreciate that the muddy boots I’d wrapped up in plastic bags are now just shoved in loose with my clothes, which are no longer folded and appear to just be squashed in.

[Wendy Hall @Wendhall]

@JetBlue - so not only was my flight delayed by 23 hours, but you’ve now broken my bag, the bag you charged me an extra $150 for?!?

[Kerri @kerrold]

@KevinDevineTwit Ahh is it too late to send you an email about this? I’ve been on another planet lately...

[Kerri @kerrold]

@LIRR 40 minutes

[Kerri @kerrold]

@hitRECordJoe That time I went to a bar in my orange dress. #letsgetweird

[Kerri @kerrold]

@MikeDrucker Mike! You’re the coolest person I know who follows me on Twitter 😊Would you be willing to RT this to help my scavenger hunt team fundraise to clear unexploded bombs in Laos? Trying to get the word out. (Pls don’t unfollow me 😂) https://t.co/Emd8PSZ0WA

[Team Subtext @TeamSubtext]

Team Subtext is ready to change a life. https://t.co/kGltQsJ0Jz

[Kerri @kerrold]

@Betakitten 😘

[Kerri @kerrold]

Please help us reach 1000 likes on our viral video by liking the original tweet :)

[Team Subtext @TeamSubtext]

ACHOO 🤧

Excuse us. We seem to have contracted a virus 🤒☠️

Does https://t.co/RzFeYSljOE have the cure? 🧐😷

#ViralVirus

[lauren🗽🇺🇸🇬🇧 @wanderlaurst]

FURIOUS. @Uber just told me that they cannot adjust my fare - & gave me £10 as a “goodwill credit.” You can see by the map that my driver went the long way around bc I kept falling asleep. My trip was quoted £60-£80 & I got charged £133!! Please RT to let others know #Uber scams!

[Kerri @kerrold]

@champagneofcats @BrandNewKer I’ve been hearing “Urine” in my head since I read the books! It’s certainly more fitting!

[Kerri @kerrold]

@NatashaDNP (I replied to you from the wrong account... 😂)

[Kerri @kerrold]

@NatashaDNP I missed all this but echo what everyone else said! (also are you moving again?!)

[Kerri @kerrold]

@MrsSpuds sorry this is super last minute but I’m coming to Vegas Wednesday until Monday! Would love to see you if we can make it work! Don’t use this account anymore but send me a msg at @brandnewker - will send you a request there 😊

[Elizabeth A. Miller @ElizabethNOTLiz]

This is my student worker. Missing since FRIDAY! Any info, PLEASE call the detective on the flyer.
I really hope she’s found OK and soon.
Please Share far and wide. Let’s find her!
❤️ you Nyamal!

[Kerri @kerrold]

Tweeting from this account just to say that one of my favorite singers from 2005ish has been DMing me on my main account after I saw him play for the first time in 13 years last night and I am living for it.

Carry on. 😂😂😂

[Kerri @kerrold]

@champagneofcats I just realized I saw this tweet on kerrold and not BrandNewKer

[Kerri @kerrold]

@champagneofcats It’s not that hard, people!!!

[Kerri @kerrold]

@mattnathanson Saw you play two shows at Joe’s Pub that night too... how was that 15 years ago?!