Ahmed

“Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan child.” #PMO #Digital_transformation #Otaku #Bushido #UofK #TaylorsUni

[Ahmed @Jenja_Jr]

الحادي وثلاثون من أغسطس .. 2019

" لقد كنتُ عبقرياً في الأحلام أكثر مما في الحياة، هذه هي مأساتي .. "

[إبراهيم بوحيمد | Ibrahim Buhaimed @buhaimedi]

التايم لاين هذا الاسبوع

[Ali @3li__225]

@SAJ20000 Big mac index
Showrma version 🤣

[Mohamed @AIVibecode]

زمان، إذا بغينا نعرف وضع اقتصاد دولة معينة وقوة عملتها بشكل مبسط، كنا نسأل عن سعر الببسي. الآن ظهرت عندنا نظرية الشاورما للتضخم.

وأظن مثل هذه المؤشرات الشعبية أحياناً تكون أصدق في وصف شعور الناس بالاقتصاد من كثير من الأرقام المجردة، لأنها تربط الاقتصاد بشيء نشتريه ونستهلكه فعلاً.

[Hunter x Hunter @HxH_Content]

Hunter x Hunter (1999)

[luka.anime @lukaanimeme]

If life was this easy 😭😭😭😭😭

[واكب | Wakeep @WakeepAr]

طالب بإحدى المدارس يرفض نطق حرف (Y) أثناء درس اللغة الإنجليزية، رغم محاولات معلمته إقناعه بأن لا علاقة للحرف بما يعتقده، وظل متمسكًا بموقفه

#شبكة_واكب

[Vagabond arts @MangaVagabond]

Manga: Vagabond

[پوپلزی @JournalismPopal]

I used to pray in a Masjid with a Sudani imaam. After every jumu'ah he would say, "There is a brother/sister with x qualifications looking for work."

I thought that was a great way at building a strong, self-sufficient community.

[Ahmed @Jenja_Jr]

"ما كُلُّ ما يَتَمَنّى المَرءُ يُدْرِكُهُ
تَجرِي الرّياحُ بِما لا تَشْتَهِي السُّـفُنُ .."

[عبدالله مشاط @AbdullahMashat]

تذكر ان اهم قرار قد تتخذه في حياتك، والأكثر تأثيرًا على سعادتك وتعاستك، هو:

“اختيار شريك حياتك”

هذا الشخص سوف يقضي معك اكثر من 15,000 يوم

سيشاركك اجمل لحظات نجاحك، واصعب لحظات انكسارك

لذلك احسن الاختيار، فهذا القرار ستعيش مع نتائجه لعقود، لا لأيام

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

The executive team finally approved a $300K budget for a company-wide hardware refresh.

The staff has been complaining for 3 years that their machines take 15 minutes to open a PDF.

I was supposed to purchase 150 brand new laptops.

I didn't do that.

I went to a government surplus auction and bought 150 refurbished laptops from 2016 for $40K.

They are thick, grey, and weigh about 8 pounds each.

They look like they were designed to survive a nuclear winter.

I took the remaining $260K and purchased high-end graphics cards, liquid cooling systems, and specialized motherboards.

I used company funds to build an absolute monster of a computing cluster in my basement.

I told accounting the components were for a hyper-converged failover network.

I'm actually using it to run an open-source AI model that predicts AA baseball statistics for sports betting.

When I distributed the heavy grey laptops to the staff, there was an immediate uproar.

The Director of Sales came to my office and slammed his 8-pound laptop on my desk.

He asked why I bought hardware that looks like it belongs on a submarine.

I leaned back in my chair and sighed.

I told him we're transitioning to a physical zero-trust architecture.

I explained that modern slim laptops lack the necessary internal shielding to block ambient corporate espionage.

I said these specific chassis are lined with a proprietary zinc alloy that prevents unauthorized Bluetooth siphoning.

He asked why it takes 12 minutes to boot up.

I told him it takes 12 minutes because the BIOS is running a military-grade cryptographic handshake with our cloud perimeter.

He immediately backed down and apologized for questioning the encryption process.

The entire company is now hauling around 8-pound concrete blocks.

Meanwhile, my basement supercomputer successfully predicted 14 consecutive winning picks yesterday.

I made $4K by 3 PM.

The hardware refresh was a total success.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Bro is fighting demons.

[Singh_LFC @thedoublepiv0ts]

How to mute this trend??

[Ranem @ranemotoom]

You’re too old to be someone’s first love

[Dalia ElMahdi @Aldana751]

دكتور مصري من أسيوط يتكلم عن نسبهم الجعلي العباسي و إرتباطهم بأبناء عمومتهم الجعليين في السودان .. 🇸🇩

[Mish @OffMishal]

البرهان حتى لما تقارنه بالفاشلين زي البشير و نميري فهو عسكري محدود القدرات.

بقاءه في السلطة مرتبط بالمصيبة التي صنعها وهي تضخيم الميليشيات و الحروب معها. و كما دمرت الميليشيات البلاد ستكون نهاية البرهان على يدها.

وما كل مرة تسلم الجرة.