Jenn Alvey

Delivering fresh anecdotes on life with Asperger's.

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

What a sad commentary when you slap the crap out of someone on live TV, win an Oscar, get a standing ovation and then accept that Oscar talking about “love”. There was so much wrong about this moment. #Oscars2022

[Mike Ryan @mikeryan]

Next Oscars they should let the fans vote on who gets punched

[Jen Crittenden @JenCrittenden]

This is why you don't say Macbeth in a theater, @chrisrock. #oscars

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Men will literally slap the shit out of an Oscars presenter and then win Best Actor 10 minutes later instead of going to therapy

[Rudy Gay @RudyGay]

Shout out to Chris Rock for not rubbing his face after the smack…. I know he wanted too

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

hahahaha I love the oscars so fucking much

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Big announcement today! See the video for details before reading replies, so you get it straight from the source. Livestream at 1:30 on my YouTube to discuss. I rarely ask this, but please share this tweet to increase visibility.
https://t.co/XdmIcyBEbL

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

SHALLAN by Michael Whelan an illustration for the new book by Brandon Sanderson. Download the high res image. https://t.co/gx9xogBIFC

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

WORDS OF RADIANCE by Michael Whelan cover for the new book by Brandon Sanderson. Download the high-res image. https://t.co/gx9xogBIFC

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@comedyattic

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@alarichalfelven @Quarterly @wilw Just unboxed mine as well! I'm very pleased with it!

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@QuarterlyPost Any update on #wil04?

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

What is Grammar?

The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@wilw @hardwick Sparks McCreed

[ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ @hardwick]

Some folks brought the @wilw doll to my show @comedyattic and I have to say… it’s VERY realistic! https://t.co/FH3Jh8ki3f

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@hardwick @wilw Did you see what he did to the back? That's where all the action is.

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

Lil' Wil says, "Oh, Chris, you fucked the snake right outta my tank." @hardwick #wilw

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@hardwick We're at your gig. Will u doodle something obscene on my L'il Wil? The dirtier the better.

[Jenn Alvey @Jenn237]

@starters
#skeetswins

[Seth S. Horowitz @SethSHorowitz]

Interesting paper by Crabtree & Norman showing short-term visual deprivation does not enhance haptic discrimination http://t.co/vP349Cn56c