Jennifer Miller

“A pleasure to have in class”

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand the details of Trump's deal with Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Wild Wings in Scranton.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@snackpie @atrupar Venus of Villian-dorf

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@kenklippenstein Does she have a nazi tattoo?

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@BasedMikeLee How are you not disgusted with yourself?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

What an odd thing to say about a man accused of rape.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I can't afford steak. But at least now all the characters on Paw Patrol have well-defined genders.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@atrupar Fairly certain he doesn’t know how percentages work.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

BREAKING: Israel is preparing to locate and recover the bodies of the murdered hostages still buried in Gaza.

Israel will hand over exact coordinates to an international task force — including the U.S., Egypt, Turkey, and Qatar — to begin focused excavations in areas where the hostages are believed to be buried.

Based on the agreement these areas will not be rehabilitated until the fallen hostages are found.

Once found, the bodies will be wrapped in Israeli flags, escorted by a military guard, and brought to Israel’s National Forensic Institute for identification— giving families long-awaited closure after two years of agony.

May their memories be a blessing, and may every hostage, living and deceased, finally come home. ❤️‍🩹🎗️

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

Names of the 20 living hostages being released and returning to Israel this weekend by Palestinian terrorists:

1. Matan Angrist
2. Ziv Berman
3. Gali Berman
4. Elkana Bohbot
5. Rom Breslavski
6. Nimrod Cohen
7. Ariel Cunio
8. David Cunio
9. Evitar David
10. Guy Gilboa-Dalal
11. Maxim Harkin
12. Eitan Horn
13. Segev Kalfon
14. Bar Kuperstein
15. Omri Miran
16. Eitan Mor
17. Yosef Haim Ohana
18. Alon Ohel
19. Avintan Or
20. Matan Tsangoker

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

No.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@atrupar Is the “human mind” in the room with us now?

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@askdrtuna Ah, got it.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

❤️

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

I am so grateful this was sent to me this morning. #bydhttmwfi

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@brothascomics Well played.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

Worst production of “Grease”, ever.
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

“Eating the pets of the people who live there”.

[Jennifer Miller @JennMilleris]

@WonderKing82 Run Spot, run.