Jennifer Thomas

Be Anglican. Or be Episcopalian. Just don’t be a jerk about it. she/her wife of @LSamuelThomas

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

@tacobell ain’t no way it was done in 2 seconds

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

@LSamuelThomas Not surprised

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Please~🥺I am trying to get my favorite item for free. Can you help me?
https://t.co/Arx2C9xDGh

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Ha

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The Secret Service admitted Donald Trump’s code name while president was “Hamburgular.”

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Hahahahaha

[Tony Reinke @TonyReinke]

Wait for it.

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

@LSamuelThomas @benjamindcrosby @ReadADictionary @barukalas @ECraigR1 @CJ_Quartlbaum @wesleyhill @sarahjoykillam @peasantbrain I see how it is

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Anyone else get kicked out of their @Starbucks app and can’t get back in?

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Since when do we have to pay to read trash? The whole reason I’m on here is so it’s free.

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

@DoorDash_Help Support claims that no refunds are allowed. Help please!!!

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Get it together @DoorDash. When @Wendy's announces $30 off….you should know they we are all trying to get that free food. 😒 I’m disappointed in you.

***update. I still got Wendy’s because I had my heart set on it. So now someone owes me $$. I’ll let ya’ll fight it out. 🫠

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Plz, Plz, Can you accept my invitation so that I can get free cash?
https://t.co/sPduJeiBmE

[Liz Russell @ReadADictionary]

“Criticizing patriarchy isn’t about blaming men. It’s about holding egalitarian (i.e., equality across all domains) values and working together across gender, racial, cultural, spiritual, and other ... identities to develop awareness and solutions.”
- Sommers-Flannagan

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

@LSamuelThomas For those that didn’t see before @RodDMartin blocked my husband. This is what the haiku references.

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

@bleachfemme So…..me being the breadwinner is a no go? Nah fam. I like my husband like I like my lungs, attached to me and struggling to get up that proverbial hill to one day owning something reasonable.

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

My son ONLY gets hiccups when his dad @LSamuelThomas is holding him. I secretly think he’s doing it on purpose. 🙃

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Bring the Potatoes!!! I demand it!

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

Leave it to @JENCOOLIDGE to make my husband uncomfortable. Love her!!! Love the anxiety she created in the boat scenes. #whitelotus

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Average Weekly Wages
1973: $873
2022: $813

Median Home
1973: $30,200
2022: $433,100

Monthly Rent
1973: $108
2022: $2,002

Tuition and Fees at University of California
1973: $150
2022: $13,104

Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

https://t.co/EEIhG5q2n9

[Jennifer Thomas @JennSaysBeHoly]

My kid is pretty cute. @LSamuelThomas