Got to be on a hella fun show last night, while in line for the ladies an audience member told me how happy & surprised she was there was was a woman on the lineup. Shout out to @SideSplittingET for bringing the ta-tas to the tee-hees! We out here giving the people what they want
When you accidentally toss your chicky nugs w/ #thelastdab instead of #theclassic but you house them anyway because fuck it I’m busy https://t.co/xPpdHybsiK
This is gonna be a good time! If you wanna try out some clean-ish one liners come through and tell a couple jokes y’all! #standupcomedy#accessability#denvercomedy @ Brewability & Pizzability https://t.co/TeSOakkFSi
Wtf do non smokers do while they’re waiting? Just fucking stand there? Yeah I’m quitting (again) if no one I know dies for a while maybe it’ll stick this time 😖
I’ve always been a late bloomer, had my first experience as a carpenter stoner. Cleaned and organized for 3 hours instead of just taking a nap after an edible 🤓