Jennifer Phillips

Animal Behaviour Graduate.

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

Unless you have a uterus, you don't get a say on what people do with theirs. Even then, you *still* don't get a say on what others do with theirs... #yourbodyyourchoice #prochoice #disappearDonaldTrump

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@Tellers_Alpaca You're an angel, thank you. And merry Christmas.

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@Tellers_Alpaca Thank you, Rosie. I am told it always gets better. I'll try and trust it. ♡

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@pennjillette Thank you. I appreciate it the world over.

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@pennjillette @MrTeller Hello. I'm going through a difficult time. I was wondering if I can get advice from the two smartest, most inspirational people I know of?...

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@TheWorksStores Might want to get spellchecker to your Vintage Die Cut Shapes. #ilovemyfriebds #lol #spellingmistake #friends

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@DesertDoll13 @Tellers_Alpaca @Bunjee93 @India_Crone Oh shit, is that me on the right? What an honour! I want countryside animal sanctuary!

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@courtneyp1305 Just casually shopping in Lewisham :') He is very tall!! Haha, amazing. I was starstruck!

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@courtneyp1305 Just saw Alistair Brammer in TK Maxx.... Omg.

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@DesertDoll13 I hear it's your birthday! Have a good one! Did you know you share it with Tom Baker??

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@DesertDoll13 Oh that sounds wonderful, congratulations! The very best of luck to you! Travel is where it's at - we're doing the same. :D

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@DesertDoll13 Life is so good right now. ^^ Got a job, met a guy, feeling groovy. How are you?? Great to hear from you again! X

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@DesertDoll13 @Tellers_Alpaca @Bunjee93 @India_Crone Oh how cute! Great to see, nice one Melly! Xx

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@Tellers_Alpaca @India_Crone @Bunjee93 Steve is well! He sits by my bed, ever watchful and grateful!

[Jennifer Phillips @JennValjen]

@Tellers_Alpaca @Bunjee93 @India_Crone Echoed solidly, my dear! Thank you all for making sure I joined you x

[Nick from Fulham @NickFromFulham]

#TrumpFacts Duran Duran have become so radicalized the now call themselves Koran Koran.

[Raees Ul Haq @RaeesUlHaq]

Britain so radicalised that the Queen now wears a hijab instead of a crown #TrumpFacts @realDonaldTrump Haha

[Elizabeth A. White 📚⚖️♟️ @ElizabethAWhite]

40 years ago today, @pennjillette & @MrTeller (Asparagus Valley) staged the great Asparajet1 Unicycle Jump For Life.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Appropriate responses to absolute catastrophe:
1. "Never mind"
2. "Marvellous"
3. "Bugger"
4. "Typical"
5. "I'll put the kettle on"