Imagine a restaurant called, “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad”.
The waiters are dads in their grass stained sneakers and t-shirts. The food on the menu, all puns. ex) a Robert Brownie Jr.
And may God have mercy on the souls of those who mess with the thermostat.
you have $5 to buy your perfect man, you’re welcome:
$1 - smooth talking
$1 - so rocking
$1 - got everything that a girls wanting
$1 - guitar cutie
$1 - plays it groovy
remember when youd go over to ur friends and go to the “computer room” to the old shitty desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you charlie the unicorn n harry potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to soulja boy and tpain yea