✨The Funniest Person You Know✨

Broadway dir. , Student Athlete 💪🏻🏆🥇, Necromancer, Olympic speed walker, federal judge, FBI, Lil’ Chelf, former teenage girl, crisis actor, community sister

[✨The Funniest Person You Know✨ @JennaPont]

Tried so hard...and got so far...but in the end it doesn't even matter..........

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

IF WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THESE HEATWAVES LET IT BE THAT WE NEED TO MAKE OUR CITIES GREENER. PLANT SOME TREES. BUILD A PARK. WE NEED MORE GREEN SPACES.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

My theory is that clean water is being prioritized for data centers, while farms are being irrigated with “dirty water” and that this is what led to the Cyclospora outbreak.

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Nepotism that transcends death. Legendary.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

“Man y’all saw that shit too right?”

[𝐿𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑥 @mslavix]

This was an IT GIRL car and I wanted it so bad 😩😍

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[Nat @midnatrain]

Um casamento que teve rifa e pizza. Tô nem aí se acham fubanguisse, eu adoraria estar lá, deve ter sido muito divertido.

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

So I used to love this actually

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

all i wanna do is work 2 days out the week & get a $4,000 paycheck😂

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Apple being sued for icloud overcharge Good cos they be stealing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

If you voted for Kamala Harris, I'm wishing you a wonderful Friday and happy July 4th weekend!

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

first jan was post malone, now he’s bradley cooper

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Hating Donald Trump is the most American thing you can do.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I cannot think of a worse person to be president during our nation’s 250th birthday than Donald Trump.