Jenni

white wine whirlwind

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I get what Sylvia Plath meant when she said
“if i get through this year, no matter how badly, it will be the biggest victory i've ever done.”

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

[anna @annajewelya]

do not listen to silver springs after two glasses of wine i repeat do not listen to silver springs after two glasses of wine

[🥹 Jack 🥹 @altyjacky]

No one cares that you hate Taylor Swift btw

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot

[Jenni @JenniColborn]

This continues to heal my depression

[Vulture @vulture]

Never not thinking about Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig's breakout lip syncing scene in "The Skeleton Twins."

[jamie @foodjars]

listening to Ina Garten’s memoir and she’s just like “I got a job and hated it. Then I got another job and hated it too. I went to Europe, had the time of my life, then came home, and hated my job” she’s just like meeeee

[Jenni @JenniColborn]

@Whotfismick Ketamine assisted therapy.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I just want everyone's lips to go back to normal.

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

If you want to get a loved one into golf I invite you to show them this video

[JBro @Jaybro006]

This entire day could've been an email.

[Is it market? @isitmarket]

He has risen

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Congratulations to Taylor Swift for winning the #SuperBowl

[DRYDEN @drydenwtbrown]

Checking out of hotels is a myth

You literally don’t have to do it

Just leave; nothing different happens

[TZE CHUN @thetzechun]

Me getting a job I badly wanted and will probably kill me

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

It’s so important that your boss is a little bit scared of you

[ceili @almondpastries]

another day as a big girl with a big girl job https://t.co/zI5NgzEpZk