Jennifer Epler

Science writer, medical writer, content marketing writer
Also: trivia whiz, map enthusiast, Trauma Scout, citizen of the pale blue dot. She/her

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@mercnews Because a lot of us were ordered back to the office, or were never remote in the first place.

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@Liney join the chorus!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I hate to say I told you so, re Tulsi Gabbard, but I told you so. Many times.

[Da Lin @DaKPIX]

Exclusive video of the Sunset District house explosion. @SFPD arrested Darron Price for manufacturing drugs out of his house, manslaughter (a woman died), & child endangerment. 2 kids were at school when their home exploded. Full @KPIXtv story here:
https://t.co/hg6pgf3cLx

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@YourProtagonist Yelp shut down comments/reviews but this appears to be the restaurant:

https://t.co/FWwoQjr4t0

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@TSting18 @MuellerSheWrote There’s a word for men who will only ever be attracted to women 25 and under. That word is creep.

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@DeJaSkye Hooray!!! 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛

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@Edubya @rebeccawatson Uh-huuUuuh!

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@HeidiNCloset It’s never too late for new knowledge and self-improvement.

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@YourProtagonist Puerto Rico, too, please and thank you!

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As a brain injury survivor, I’m thrilled Fetterman won.

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@CapitolCorridor I think you mean 527? The train that will become 532 when it gets to San Jose and turns around)

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@UpsideDownGSM I’m ordering a ham and pineapple pizza sometime in the next 5 minutes. (Well, everyone else in my house likes them. It’ll be veggie for myself.)

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Wordle 502 4/6
Nice pattern, if I do say so

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@CapitolCorridor Train 527 passengers disembarked at Fremont and boarded train 529, which was heading to San José. Now 529 will also turn around at Fremont and go back toward Sacramento as train 532. 527 and 529 passengers are now waiting for a bus to San José.

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@CapitolCorridor Actually, train 527 turned around at Fremont and changed its number to 528. The real 528 went offline after hitting someone/thing in Santa Clara. The former 527 is over an hour late as the new 528.

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@AnnMarieBeacock Never surrender to the Tyranny of Beige!!

[Nick Toth @NickolasToth]

@reneecomunique @CahnEmily @SteveScalise Spread the shame 👍🏻

[Jennifer Epler @Jennif]

How old am I? I’m “OMG I can’t believe ‘Bad Medicine’ is playing at Whole Foods” years old.