Yenny

apparently I don't sleep

[Yenny @JenniferEng]

Me at Olive Garden

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

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[Yenny @JenniferEng]

@joh36723968 slay

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Who do you give your first impression rose to for the next season of #TheBachelor? 🌹

Retweet this tweet for CHRISTINA! #BachelorVote

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Who do you give your first impression rose to for the next season of #TheBachelor? 🌹

Retweet this tweet for BRIANNA! #BachelorVote

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Mom: "Eating out is unhealthy, you need to do groceries more often"

Me:

[Ben Rathe @benrathe]

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Bron was going off at the halftime show 😂

(via @KarisaMaxwell)

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" no my stomach literally always hurts

[Yenny @JenniferEng]

@legeytz You know this is not true

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Someone put googly eyes on the entire drive thru Starbucks menu

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

bf said he wouldn’t keep me as a pet if I was a worm. trouble in paradise

[bella @isabellayonce]

sorry to interrupt, important news:

[Zach LeGeyt @legeytz]

If you can’t handle me at my hammered, you don’t deserve me at my sober 😤