Jennifer C

Aspiring Writer

[Jennifer C @JenniferJunip3r]

What do you think of my first line: "A pigeon pecked at a puddle of vomit outside Maryhill Police Station" #iamwriting

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Scottish Labour @ScottishLabour]

In 4⃣ years, the SNP cut £17.5m from Glasgow’s cleansing budget.

"We need a council and a government that will fight for Glasgow, and make it the best it can be" - @GlasgowPam

Scotland deserves better than SNP neglect.
https://t.co/ksu1GWxo0g

[Scotland's No1 Comrade Unwilling Serf of the Union @no1_scotland]

I wish I could take credit for this......

Today in Glasgow …
If you are under 40 you have Calvin Harris at Hampden.
If you are 40 or over you have Primal Scream at Queens Park.
However,
If you like the 17th Century there is the Orange Walk.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Best flag at Glastonbury so far.

“This is a work event.”

[Jennifer C @JenniferJunip3r]

Pls RT:

[Jennifer C @JenniferJunip3r]

@harry_styles @ibroxstadium my friend’s girl is coming to your #glasgow gig but has had two serious operations this week. She is desperate still to come to the gig but might be in a wheelchair - is there anything that can be done to get her to the gig? 🙏🏻

[Jennifer C @JenniferJunip3r]

@harry_styles @ibroxstadium my friend’s girl is coming to your #glasgow gig but has had two serious operations this week. She is desperate still to come to the gig but might be in a wheelchair - is there anything that can be done to get her to the gig? 🙏🏻

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I’ve told Boris Johnson that checkout time is 11am and that he can take his wallpaper with him. #Partygate

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

2022 ends with Sue Grey marrying Jonathan Van Tam. Guaranteed.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

[Jennifer C @JenniferJunip3r]

@CharleyGlasgow Our nursery do tell us. Not specifics ie what kids but they told us there had been a HFM outbreak.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

One more thought for the road.

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

This is dreadful and devastating news. Emma was such a force for good - a passionate advocate for women’s rights and a champion of justice and equality. She was also a cherished friend to many. She will be missed beyond words. Sending love to her family, friends and colleagues.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Priti Patel lecturing the BBC about transparency and accountability is like Fred West telling Harold Shipman to calm it doon a bit

[100% Soft • ᴗ • @100soft]

The Lost Boys is trending so u KNOW I’m back on my bullshit again

[Paul Doctor @paulwdoctor]

#Glasgow

[Ellie Gomersall 🍉 isn't here anymore @elliebgomersall]

Glasgow is 3 weeks away from having had L3/4 lockdown restrictions imposed for a cumulative total of a year. It should go without saying that if we're struggling right now, that's a normal human response.