Jennifer Lee

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Caffeine is getting weaker. 300mg of caffeine used to mean something in this country

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I always think my feelings are SO COMPLICATED but then Spring happens and I’m like oh no wait I’m fine

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time I knew a relationship was over because we were on a road trip and I looked out the window like “cows!!!” and she didn’t say ANYTHING. NOTHING. then we drove the next 5 hours in silence while I was like damn this is definitely not gonna work

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths

me: i can have a breakdown so quietly

[ari @AriannaDantone]

how do we feel about a green shower? will i get tired of it? do we love it? are you high right now? do you ever get nervous?

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

someone said “when you lose the emotional attachment to them, you begin to realize how ordinary they are, and that it was your love and energy that made them unique” and i seriously couldn’t have worded it better

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

When I set alarms every 5 min

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Stop bouncing ur leg" bro i have anxiety

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

wish I came with subtitles bc i mumble a lot

[nima astria @1likeaverage]

life is so boring without a life consuming crush

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m just not okay until I have my three beverages going at the same time

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“I’m fiscally conservative and socially lib- ” ok let me stop you right there

[t. @taeseru]

i’ll be fine i just have to talk about it obsessively and spiral first

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: [handing me my newborn son]

me: he’s beautiful

baby: *starts crying*

me: ok he kind of sucks

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.