🌔 Jennifer Selin 🌖

29 | Girl Momma x2 | Wifey | True Crime Addict |

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

😭😭

[🌔 Jennifer Selin 🌖 @JenniferxMarie]

Tomorrow I enter being 30, honestly…I never thought I would see 30. It’s been an absolutely insane ride.

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Jelly Roll went to congress to get lawmakers to pass legislation to prevent the fentanyl crisis from getting worse than it already is in America right now

As if I didn’t need another reason to love @JellyRoll615

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

Finished off a roll of wrapping paper so I bonked the nearest family member on the head with the tube because them’s the rules.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

New Year's Eve would be so much better if it happened around 7ish.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m aging like a fine wine that spilled all over the floor and ruined the carpet and brought ants into the house

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

No one prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent wiping down countertops.

[Janelle @janelle_fields_]

Just curious when does acne go away

I’m 29 using zit patches like they’re stickers :)))

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your 28-year-old girlfriend does not want flowers she wants a bird feeder and just one moment of peace and silence

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water.

NOT red bull,
NOT iced coffee,
NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok,

W👏A👏T👏E👏R

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

not my kid explaining to me in detail a toy she is expecting from Santa and this is my first time ever hearing about

[🌔 Jennifer Selin 🌖 @JenniferxMarie]

@princess_prik Mine are older and doing that is the most exhausting thing ever- I have never been happier to stay home and not go anywhere this year

[❄️ P R E Z ❄️ @hendrxxjefe]

Why kids can't never sit down and just eat they food?? they always gotta bite a nugget and do a flip😂😭😭😭…..

[Just Dylan @D_Fort5]

Being asked to attend my 10yr reunion and honestly why would I want to go see the people that made fun of me for 4 years 😂

[🌔 Jennifer Selin 🌖 @JenniferxMarie]

@thadxcastle Every time mine clear up and I get excited, another 3 enter the chat

[🌔 Jennifer Selin 🌖 @JenniferxMarie]

@AlainaToTheMax Slightly terrifying, slightly me everyday